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what the fuck is this shit, now?
car-lashes.co.uk/

somebody at my work has these on their car. there goes the fucking gene pool.

what's the most retarded accessory you've ever seen? i have a particular hatred of girls with pink steering wheels/seatbelts/dashboards.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:27, archived)
well that begs the question
is shit fucked?
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:28, archived)
powered by fucking fairy dust

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:28, archived)
This with great big fucking bells on.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:30, archived)
and anything like 'bitch on board'
women are such cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:31, archived)
no offence

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:34, archived)
Anything with the fucking Playboy logo on.
The owner thinks they say 'look at how empowered I am'.
They don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:32, archived)
I've never seen an attractive girl wearing or owning Playboy stuff (outside the magazine, obviously).
Just saying.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:35, archived)
Mortal Wombat has
lololololol
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:36, archived)
It's a huge brand round here, don't know if anyone knows what it is though.
You see men, women, children wearing clothes with the playboy logo all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:39, archived)
great big fucking bells are the worst accessory

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:38, archived)
unless you own a clock tower

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:39, archived)
^this
especially ironic at petrol stations being filled up with unleaded
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:38, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:39, archived)
is it the CEO? I recommend finding another job if yes

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:28, archived)
Fuck me, it's pissing down out there.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:29, archived)
Here too.
Are we on standardised international weather now?
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:31, archived)
no it isn't

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:33, archived)
no it isn't.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:34, archived)
It's stopped here.
I took my washing in two minutes before it started.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:36, archived)
*laundry fives*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:38, archived)
Do all new Beetles come
with a fucking gerbera stuck in the speedo?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:29, archived)
Never mind that, why does the car come with swimwear?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:50, archived)
I'm going to buy those and the nutsacks you can get for trucks and really confuse people about the sexuality of my car

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:30, archived)
nutsacks for trucks? wot?

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:30, archived)
Here
www.ballsforcars.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:32, archived)
what THE FUCK??

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:34, archived)
or
www.trucknutz.com/
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:34, archived)
cool.
send your picture in: www.trucknutz.com/girlz.asp

with your trucknutz hanging out of your underpants
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:38, archived)
that's just silly

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:34, archived)
Add a pair of bull horns to the roof
and you'll have the stupidest car out there.
Also, is it just round here, or has anyone else seen people with furry dice hanging off the exhaust? I'm hoping it's just localised idiots.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:39, archived)
No, I've seen that lately.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:57, archived)
can you fathom a reason why?
I can't imagine it adds any re-sale value.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:00, archived)
uh huh
lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:32, archived)
dreadlocks

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:30, archived)
shut your fucking face or i'll cut you.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:31, archived)
ONLINE DEATH THREAT HERE

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:39, archived)
you knows it, sweetcheeks.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:42, archived)
seriously though
think how ludicrous you consider those car lashes to be then try to imagine that that's how I feel about middle aged white people with dreads, only doubly so.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:46, archived)
don't be a hater.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:48, archived)
unless it's about people who put eye lashes on their car, presumably?

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:51, archived)
that's correct.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:54, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:33, archived)
not you too?

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:35, archived)
Not proper dreds but there's a certain tendril quality to my hair these days that's only getting worse

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:36, archived)
That's not 'dreads' that's 'not washing' you dirty cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:42, archived)
Ech my hair is dead curly, when I grow it it goes curly -> afro -> dreds

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:44, archived)
Only if you don't wash it enough.
Seriously, dreadlocks are an abomination unless you are actually a rasta.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:48, archived)
I could've prevented this by combing more but with my hair combing hurts so I didn't bother
It's all in a ponytail anyway, I'll chop it all off at some point
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:50, archived)
Cheer up, your trust fund'll mature in a year or two and you'll be minted.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:36, archived)
Daddy pays for everything anyway, I'm not that fussed

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:40, archived)
+ on old people

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:07, archived)
There's a clothes shop for dogs near to my house.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:32, archived)
They're hairy midgets
That's heightist
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:33, archived)
d'you know what would be better than carlashes?
a carhawk
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:40, archived)
a what?
what?
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:41, archived)
a mohawk for your car

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:44, archived)
I'm very sorry to say
that it looks a little shit.
farm4.static.flickr.com/3334/4596451479_f09fdf2942.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:01, archived)
Saw a Car yesterday with a teddy bear seat cover
It just looked like he was being bummed my PedoBear.
(I helped save b3ta! Fengol my apartment smells of rich mahogany, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:42, archived)
your pedobear?

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:43, archived)
I bought some of those off ebay
Not got round to putting them on yet. They're funny, don't see what the ish is.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:46, archived)
i bet your car has a name.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:48, archived)
Are you two going to have a fight?
Palms are sweating all over the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:51, archived)
i wouldn't fight spango.
she looks VICIOUS.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:54, archived)
She could do a serious mischief to your ankles.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:06, archived)
Chocobo
Coz it's yellow.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:17, archived)
heeeeeey
you're hardly ever here any more
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:50, archived)
I saw someone wear sticky gloves for frisbee...

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:07, archived)
I have seen those
I can't even find the words, it looks fucking horrendous
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:10, archived)