Fuck off back to QOTW.
/ac
QOTW /board.
HAPPY CANDLEDAY LURKER!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:58, archived)

I don't go on the talkboard much because....
...I find the people here very unfriendly.
( Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:00, archived)

What?
Us? No, that's just a kind of an "in joke" that we do.
Tell us all about yourself.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:04, archived)

What? GET. TO. FUCK.
We're fucking LOVELY here. Even the flailing spastic shitcunt mong autisms over on QOTW say so.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:04, archived)

I know what's happening here, stuj.
He probably came here that one time that someone was mean.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:06, archived)

Being mean on the internet should be illegal.
We may hurt someones feelings.
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:11, archived)

It was a terrible day. Sometimes, when I'm standing on a clifftop at sunset, in the wind, I think of it, and a tear comes to my eye.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:12, archived)

TERRIBLE BULLYING OF NIKON BLOKE!
:(
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:14, archived)

Binky probably.
Yes.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:13, archived)

she's such a tearaway

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:19, archived)

Yeah The LOVELY Beardo.
It's true.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:28, archived)

HI GUYS

( sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:35, archived)

EEP!
*Emergency pandering*
'Ning LOVELIEST EVER Binkybinkybinky.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:36, archived)

that's better i guess, alright, so what's going on here?

( sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:37, archived)

Nothing, binky.
Nothing, honestly.
Oh God, please don't hurt us.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:38, archived)

OH ER HEY THERE
we were just talking about... um, how nice you are. yeah that's it
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:46, archived)

BINKY IS GREAT I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE BEING MEAN TO HER

( Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:22, archived)

I heard she stole ALL baldmonkey's Haribos and punched him in the face til he cried.
:(
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:27, archived)

And then she refused to give him her insurance details.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:29, archived)

i spoke to the loveliest insurance chappy yesterday
he was sympathetic and friendly and northern and very reassuring. first nice callcentre monkey in 4 calls this week.
( sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:36, archived)

When i first got here
Binky was so lovely i nearly cried.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:30, archived)

BINKY IS THE LOVELIEST PERSON ON THIS WEBSITE

( Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:35, archived)

AW MAAAN that's sweet

( sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:36, archived)

yayyy theobanbanban

( sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:37, archived)

Sorry Miss oh god

( Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:39, archived)

totally assumed it was stuj posting this

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:48, archived)

I got rid of my beard today, I'm no longer a stujalike

( Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:49, archived)

your nude chin offends me
cover it up
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:50, archived)

But interview! I didn't want to look like a homeless anymore

( Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:52, archived)

wear a bandana over your face then, like a cowboy
unless you're applying to be a builder or plumber
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:55, archived)

Too late boss, it's already done
The blade has been set to the throat and cleansed of wayward hairs
( Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:59, archived)

Bumchin?
Makes old ladies faint in horror.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:52, archived)

he moons people with his face

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:55, archived)

Moonface?
cakeheadlovesevil.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/moonface02_the_faraway_tree_blyton.jpg
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:06, archived)

looks even weirder than I remember it being

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:08, archived)

It's how i imagine Mortal Wombats dreams look like.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:11, archived)

I have a bumchin
and it's SENSATIONAL
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:04, archived)

Twohats?
Twochins more like.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:06, archived)

AHA!
I got rid of almost ALL my hair and MOST of my beard yesterday Wednesday the LOVELY Dopplegangerban.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:18, archived)

*chokes on tea*
what?!

...ouch
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:19, archived)

yeah manolith!
You're such a cunt, you scare away all the new blood.
( jenpots, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:22, archived)

but... but...
:(
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:27, archived)

Bad manolith!
I'm surprised you haven't been banned yet. You're such a bad man.
( jenpots, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:29, archived)

The LOVELY DEADLY Jenpots!
*Panders*
'Ning you BULLY you.
B L
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:29, archived)

Hi super stuj
How is your day panning out for you?
( jenpots, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:33, archived)

Pretty good ta.
I'm just off OUTSIDE for a bit now to play with my instruments.
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:37, archived)

you're a one man band now?

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:49, archived)

He just smacks the keys of the piano with an oboe

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:55, archived)

with his pink oboe, i've heard

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:57, archived)

I've just been over to /Links
And they have videos of midget exploitation. You think we're the monsters.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:33, archived)

Baldmonkey is scared of the midgets
I on the other hand find them deeply erotic
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:34, archived)

If you like elephants and aeroplanes too
then you're i for a treat. Otherwise, it's not great.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:39, archived)

yes...that was disappointing

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:40, archived)

Sorry Hats²
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:44, archived)

reminds me of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=klS92A8YzfY
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:50, archived)

When I went to links and posted my AWESOME BEST WEBCOMIC EVER they didn't like it
I had to rely on people from here pressing the like button, sad times Windy Pops
( Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:44, archived)

See, and this guy thinks we're mean
they are horrible about the best comic in the world because they are jealous.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:45, archived)

I cried for six weeks solid after that

( Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:48, archived)

seriously
S,B,P needs to be in the newsletter

i'm gazzing rob
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:52, archived)

I did submit it, it must just not have made the cut
My life's work has been judged and found wanting
( Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:53, archived)

he can't deny us forever!

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:59, archived)

on second thoughts, i tweeted him instead

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:54, archived)