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no I'm rob
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue484/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:18, archived)
Stop this at once or I'll ban you.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:19, archived)
NEAR THE ROB

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:48, archived)

Near On

Has it gotten that bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:15, archived)
*Ripple of applause*

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:23, archived)
WHAYHEY!!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:25, archived)
Hey Rob can you help me with my router problem?

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:21, archived)
YOUR LANDING GEAR IS DOWN
PULL UP!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:23, archived)
*pulls up trousers*

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:24, archived)
i recommend, stop restarting your router and wait 3 days.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:12, archived)
As I've said below
No other computers are experiencing any speed reduction
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:30, archived)
I've reluctantly accepted the idea that it must be something on my computer which is slowing it down.
It is equally slow through a wireless or a wired connection so I don't think its a wireless setting or a router problem.

The speed seems to be slowed down by a set amount and doesn't fluctuate, almost as though an arbitrary 'speedlimit' has been imposed.

I might try running the computer in safemode and see if the speed is normal then, if it isn't at least I can discount some sort of software conflict.

I'm almost certain that I have no spyware on here, any suggestions for a program which would make it absolutely clear either way would be very helpful.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:38, archived)
I appreciate how exciting this must be for all of you.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:40, archived)
Try a Selective Startup
eu.blizzard.com/support/article.xml?locale=en_GB&articleId=19382
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:42, archived)
CCleaner?

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:53, archived)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:54, archived)
have you tried turning it off

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:58, archived)
Well have you tried shoving it up your arse?
/Roy
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:04, archived)
Vista
WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:08, archived)
spybot search and destroy + ccleaner COMBO
BAM BAM SPLAT.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:55, archived)
BOOOOOOOOOM

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:55, archived)
HOOM

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:12, archived)
HOOOOOM?!

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:15, archived)
Shake the room

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:15, archived)
I never read this, it's very unattractive, much like my cousin who got hit by that bus that one time, though he can still speak but it's a little slurred and forget him eating soup it goes all over the fucking shop but he's on the mend and should be back

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:22, archived)
Shut the FUCK UP Sparticus.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:23, archived)
Your replies to my comments below made me sad
in my happy place, btw
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:24, archived)
What?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:25, archived)
The DVD suggestion :(

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:27, archived)
Oh.
Meh. You LOVE her. Yes you DO.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:29, archived)
Dead wrong, pingu

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:36, archived)
Yeah yeah, protest all you want.
We all know it's true.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:44, archived)
>:-|

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:05, archived)
WHERE THE FUCK IS SETUP BEAT PUKE?
WHY ARE YOU BULLYING THEOBAN, YOU UTTER SWINE?
Is it because of its AWESOME POWER?
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:23, archived)
It's yet more proof of GINGE EVIL is what it is balders.
First he banned Ding, then he wouldn't make you TOP-MOD. Now he DENIES The LOVELY Theoban newsletter space.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:31, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:36, archived)
Eeep!
Not YOU The LOVELY Gingezilla!
*Emergency pandering*
*Nervous listening for pitter-patter of tiny angry feet*
*MOAR PANDERING*
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:40, archived)
Ah well now I know before I look at it
Ta
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:31, archived)
Still gonna read it likes
No hard feelings, I understand Rob, you're alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:34, archived)

l + CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:42, archived)
rob giveth of this website so we can call each other cunts and partake of the insulting QOTW
our ginger messiah is alright
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:43, archived)
Oh Theoban.
So LOVELY and yet so WRONG.
We haven't even had new donation icons in fucking AGES.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:46, archived)
He's working on his secret site, 4lpha
Where it's only pictures of kittens and WOO YAY HOOPLA
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:47, archived)
Them furries should be strung up by their own tails.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:49, archived)
When does the killing commence?
Have i got time to get a snack before it starts? Don't wanna git the afterlife hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:38, archived)
that wasn't jam that was total fucking marmalade

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:24, archived)
NONCE!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:26, archived)
Friday again, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:34, archived)
hey rob
I had my interview, it went alright, here's hoping eh? Next week maybe I'll find out, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:39, archived)
GLUCK THOBBAN

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:13, archived)
Ta Binky
Glad it's done
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:14, archived)
Did you use the unmistakably genius system
of the setup, beat, puke to wow your future employer? I'm sure if you did you got the job.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:15, archived)
DAMNATION
I didn't think of that. I should've chucked up on them both, then walked out like the dancing frog
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:17, archived)
that would mean having a 4th frame
i'd go with dancing in, throwing your CV at them, then vomiting all over the windows.

Windypig Employment Advice. £50 per word.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:20, archived)
I rejected a comic because it had 4 panes
I'm a harsh taskmaster

That's a better way to do that, apparently there's a comic coming about my interview SOON
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:21, archived)
when crafting genius
some things get left behind, i respect that. I wonder if Rob is not putting you in the newsletter out of jealousy. I mean, his website is pretty good, but it's not even close to S,B,P.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:23, archived)
STILL no SetupBeatPuke?
I am never reading this again
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:51, archived)
The icecream van outside is playing some kind of loud chiptune.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:13, archived)
That's the MDMA tune

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:20, archived)
Oh, I did wonder why the ravers were out in force.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:29, archived)
they ain't selling no ice cream
*taps nose*
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:21, archived)
*watches your septum fall out*
So they aren't.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:30, archived)