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To go to the co-op to get something for my packed lunch as it's work tomorrow.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:14, archived)
i've already been to the coop today, imagine that

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:15, archived)
Great times.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:18, archived)
i also have a van full of copper cable, i just need to find a pikey now

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:21, archived)
You can't call them that any more. It's racist.
You have to call them "officer".
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:24, archived)
*cricket applause*

(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:31, archived)
how are the chooks?

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:22, archived)
Racist.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:23, archived)
don't you oppress me for my racism

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:24, archived)
i was just reminiscing about the time mykeyboy threatened to beat me up
because i said his girlfriend was fucking ugly, like it was my fault that his girlfriend is fucking ugly or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:19, archived)
didn't you steal her handbag or something

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:19, archived)
I did, we never really got on, not after the time I slept with her.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:30, archived)
Do you think they still indulge in watersports now she has a kid?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:22, archived)
How do you reckon she explained that away?
Honest ... you can get pregnant by pissing on somebody. That's why you piss on pregnancy test kits.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:26, archived)
In light of this information, I think we can safely add "marital rape" and "paedophilia" to his charge sheet.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:59, archived)
You are the cancer that killed /talk Gobbo.
It's no wonder Mykeyboy fucked off what with you making him threaten to beat you up.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:25, archived)
It was your fault.
You wound her up so much she beat her excuse for a face to mulch against a brick wall.
You're entirely to blame for this shit.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:29, archived)
I don't even know that I even know what she looks like if i'm honest.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:30, archived)
Nor do I
I'm just bored, and stirring it.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:31, archived)
I definitely shouldn't post this.
www.b3tards.com/u/86da4c9fb0e66e8a1abc/mykey_and_bunny.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:33, archived)
did he actually get upset at that?
it's all coming back to me now. why would you get upset about that, on b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:33, archived)
Quite upset indeed.
I think he demanded bannings and such.

Which is odd since they both look a lot more attractive in that picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:35, archived)
mykey was quite cute, i reackon he could do better, maybe karen matthews, am i right? eh?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:37, archived)
I don't know who that is
so I'm going to assume you mean Bernard Matthews.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:40, archived)
ha ha, get with the times granddad, i'm doing cutting edge comedy here, you wait til i do my carl bridgewater stuff, rolfmayo

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:42, archived)
Bootiful.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:43, archived)
i'm not upset, i'm just dissapointed it isn't a porn link

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:35, archived)
It's not?
Damnit, now I'm aroused AND confused.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:44, archived)
Is it right to get nostalgic
over something I wasn't involved in?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:22, archived)
that is a rite of passage for every couple anywhere on the internet, I thought.
plus it makes me hard.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:41, archived)
he would probably have just pinned you down
and farted in your face.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:39, archived)
A fart in the shape of a swastika, right?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:46, archived)
I'm just pondering on the fact
that I've met SSG's mum.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:47, archived)
I remember showing her a picture you'd drawn of Santa with his nob out,
so you know, she's seen that too.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:54, archived)
she's seen a lot of things.

(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:56, archived)
it's my mum i feel sorry for

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:08, archived)
I usually go to Budgens for lunch
it's locally owned, and their staff occasionally mark up a rotisserie chicken at half price.

My life is massively exciting these days.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:20, archived)

www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/late+night+shopping/
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:22, archived)
Not clicking that don't find W&B funny in the slightest no offence

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:23, archived)
ha jokes on you, it isn't weebl and bob, hahahahaha, in your face

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:25, archived)
It probably says something horrible about me
but to me it looks like the Stylophone player has a Chelsea smile.
It's probably intended to be a goatee, but as of now it will haunt my nightmares.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:26, archived)
I was wondering what this has to do with SSG going down on mykey's wife after mykey shat all over it.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:39, archived)
Sorry, I meant 'her'.... 'shat all over her'.
Very rude of me.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:42, archived)