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I like all apples equally.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:30, archived)
Fucking Hippy

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:32, archived)
Except the Brayburn, which you like more equally, 'cus your a decent person.
BraynBurn is what you get if you eat too many and it gives you acid refulx.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:33, archived)
I dunno, if I had to choose one it'd most likely be Gala.
Just the right sweetness.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:34, archived)
I can't remember what that one is like.
I totally dig all melons though, I could eat them all day long.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:37, archived)
pffft, melons eh? i bet you do

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:39, archived)
Can't go wrong with a couple of nice, firm melons.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:44, archived)
Why stop at 2?

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:55, archived)
you'd probably get the shits, i can link to a picture of a women being shitted (or shat) on if you would like? the mods are asleep i feel

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:01, archived)
They haven't done anything about my terrible racism, so they must be.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:06, archived)
i think the mods are mostly racist, the site is littered with racist images and comments by the mods in neither an funny or ironic manner, it just looks tired

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:10, archived)
Do you feel it would educate me as to the dangers of too many melons?

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:23, archived)
they call it a waist because you can fit at least two more boobs in there.

(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:02, archived)
you could just go out with fat chicks, you pervert

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:04, archived)
these are called love handles

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:05, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:07, archived)
Have you seen Total Recall?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:07, archived)
Deffo, just noshed a whole packet of ASDA Mellon Medley instead of eating tomo's lunch that I said down there.
Not enough watermellon in ratio, but still very good.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:09, archived)
Watermelon is the best melon.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:10, archived)
You ever Vodka'ized it? You cut a hole in the top and fill the hole with vodka, leave it in a fridge for half a day and the vodka would be soaked through.... keep on doing for a week 'till the bottle is gone.
Well nice way to get pissed.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:12, archived)
I have always wanted to try this
but don't have the self control to let either a watermelon or a bottle of vodka last long enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:16, archived)
Get a mate involved in on it for a BBQ.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:21, archived)
and an egg right down the middle,
how do they do that?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:39, archived)
it's a "long egg"
try mining an entire large pie. very odd to wear an eggy halo.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:41, archived)
I thought you would be more an Aga type

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:35, archived)
*confuses*

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:36, archived)
Same thing.
www.rayburn-web.co.uk/?gclid=CJn0n6aH16kCFcIMfAodlyunzg
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:44, archived)
Ahhhhh, coolio.
Given the unlimited budget, I'd have a Range Master, my Ma' has one and it's the best oven/hob I've ever used.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:51, archived)
Sounds like a really bad super hero
So I'm in.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:52, archived)
*Ma with a Rangemaster fives*
You know what Gonz, I don't rate them.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:53, archived)
this shit just got real

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:55, archived)
I'm a Bosch/Siemens fanboi.
How do you like them apples?
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:01, archived)
if their domestic appliances are as good as their trade products i wouldn't chose to use them

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:03, archived)
Mongs, you might be able to anwer this, just ballpark figures.
In my new digs there is a partition wall, between the kitchen and the living room. Feels like cardboard or whatever when you tap it, should be easy to knock down. The flooring is the same in the two rooms.

How much do you reckon it would cost to knock it down and put in maybe something like constentina doors? The wall is about 2-3m long and however high a standard room is.

I'd guess I would have to do something about the flooring of the point where the wall currenty is too, don't know what exactly, but they'd be a sofa over the floor gap most of the time so it's no big deal if it doesn't match properly.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:12, archived)
Hire a QS if you want construction cost advice.
Skinflint cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:15, archived)
Got a builder looking at the place this week to give us a break-down and estimation, trusted family friend and all that.... I was just wondering if Mongs has a ballaprk.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:18, archived)
Oh mongy, they're so much better than the power tools.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:15, archived)
I have a Rangemaster double hob, double oven and extractor fan combo.
It's alright, but I agree. It's no Bosch/Siemens.
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:06, archived)
Sweet ! I'm not sure what model she's got, but it's got 4 normal and 1 really big burner, and the oven has a big one (with a shelf on the door) and a small one...
... which is perfect for her, she only uses the big one at Christmas, so she's never paying shitloads to run it. I think it's this one here in black.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:05, archived)
I love the look of those ones that look just like a flat glass surface with red rings that heat up almost instantly, forgot what they're called and never used one, but they look good.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:07, archived)
Induction Hobs
We use them a lot in the restaurant for pastry as you get the most even heat across the base of the pan possible.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:09, archived)
PASTRY IN A PAN?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:14, archived)
Tart-ta-Tan, I made one a couple of weekends ago, was well lush.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:15, archived)
Reminds me of
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARfARi-gpWc
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:17, archived)
do you boil the meat before you put it in?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:20, archived)
well, tarte tatin as mentioned already
and when melting things, or caramelising, or reducing, if you have evenly distributed heat you don't get hot-spots so you can wander off and do something else and it won't burn so easily.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:22, archived)
That's the one ! You work in a resturant? What kind?
I think they look the buisnes.

In my new place, I'd also like taps you can turn on/off with your elbows, and I'd love one of those instant hot-water taps (what are they called? how much are they?).
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:14, archived)
Currently working in a rather lovely little pizzeria
I've just bought a house and we're having the kitchen done, and I'm having loads of fun making it perfect for cooking at home. It's basically going to be a mini version of a proper restaurant kitchen as that's the only way i know how to cook. Taps with elbow control, racks for knives and chopping boards. But price has me stuck down to hotpoint gear as i am not a rich man.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:20, archived)
Sweet, sounds good.
Do you mean those magnatized strips when you say knife rack? If so, I want one. Decent chopping board are pretty ace, I got some wooden ones for about £15 each but they already started to split with dishwasher use. I think it'll be sweet to get a granit block for the oven too.

My fave kitchen I've seen on telly is Nigel Slatter's one in that food-for-a-week show he does, I wrote him an email over the weekend and his publicist is gonna pass it on. I think he's a great man, love his views on life/food.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:27, archived)
I'm definitely with you on Nigel Slatter.
And yes on the knife racks. Chopping boards never last long, but i use plastic ones, again i think just out of habit from work.
Granite block for the oven, I hadn't even thought of that. Totally gonna find a way to get one of those in to the budget.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:32, archived)
Sweet, I think plastic is more hygeenic too, but there is something nice about cutting bread on wood.
The granet block is ace, I've not tried it but seen them use it to create a base for something like a pizza-oven, you can get them cheap from places like B&Q.

Another chef who I really admire is Micheal Canes. My friend pointed out his hand after I was watching him on telly for a year or soo and I never realised. He's _that_ good.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:40, archived)
shit temperature control you can easily burn milk on them

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:11, archived)
Must be easy to clean though, donno how much they are when they go wrong, thinking about it.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:17, archived)
knickers
Pink Lady or Jazz

Brayburn are just too inconsistent.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:40, archived)
it's a shame you don't apply that philosophy to all races and genders.

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:33, archived)
yes she should adopt a more appley philosophy

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:35, archived)
Alright. Where's a good place to buy black turtle necks?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:36, archived)
I dunno but I got mine from H&M.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:37, archived)
NOW HE IS HAVING A DIG AT BLACK TURTLES
MMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!1
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:40, archived)
It's always the racist ones....
That's how I spot them.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:45, archived)
I bet you like the lighter coloured ones better.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:52, archived)