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( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 21:30, archived)

This is not very lady like.

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 21:31, archived)

I dunno,
sounds like most women i've ever known. potty mouthed harridans.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 11 Sep 2011, 22:18, archived)

my mum's got tourettes

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 11 Sep 2011, 22:18, archived)

*waves*
Thank you for the birthday wishes :)
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 11 Sep 2011, 22:19, archived)

:)
sorry I didn't write a disturbing poem or photoshop a penis onto a photo of you.
I feel I didn't make an effort. .....
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 11 Sep 2011, 22:22, archived)

Dad hasn't mentioned that picture. Yet.
It was cause for much hilarity in the pub though...
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 11 Sep 2011, 22:29, archived)

dad diplomacy in full effect...

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 11 Sep 2011, 22:32, archived)

My dad did once point out that "some of your friends have got appalling language".
I responded with "yes, yes they have" and he's not brought it up again.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 22:32, archived)

my mum unfriended me for my bad language.
yes, i know, being friends with one's mum on fbook is sad, but it means i don't have to call her.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 11 Sep 2011, 22:35, archived)

isn't that why Circles exist on G+?

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 22:35, archived)

Yes, but it's also why most people don't appear to exist on G+
People join, and there's no instant feedback of all their friends posting stuff as their friends haven't filed them correctly yet.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 22:36, archived)

Every time I do 'bad' swearing, dad posts an embarrassing childhood photo of me.
He's not figured out tagging yet though.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 11 Sep 2011, 22:37, archived)

when he does, you're gonna get tagged so many times in one day......

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 11 Sep 2011, 22:38, archived)

I've never sworn anywhere near my parents in 31 years
Actually I said "crap" a couple of years ago and thought I was going to get sent to my room. Pffft.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 22:39, archived)

Yeah, alright then

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 21:31, archived)

Did you lose the telly remote?

( jenpots, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 21:33, archived)

FUCK

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 21:34, archived)

Try looking in one of the rolls of belly fat.

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 21:35, archived)

AT.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 21:35, archived)

You could catch up with X Factor
on the internet. There's not need to swear.
( jenpots, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 21:35, archived)

FUCK

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 21:41, archived)

tsk
Sweary lady
( jenpots, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 21:47, archived)

I never saw the point.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 21:38, archived)

OINT

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 21:42, archived)

Oh has baldmonkey got this account?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 21:50, archived)

She's still anal as anything in other posts...

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 21:51, archived)

Can you stop replying to my posts please because I don't want anyone to think we are friends.
In fact can I just state again once more that I am in no way affiliated with acid kewpie.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 21:52, archived)

oh stop it you
You're making me blush.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 21:53, archived)

You're both brummies.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 11 Sep 2011, 22:14, archived)

fuck that, I'm a bed wetting southern softie until the day I die.

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 22:25, archived)

could you ask mike if he's brummie when you see him?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 22:27, archived)

I tend to only see the back of him
when he's bent over being my bitch. Or something.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 22:29, archived)

And then the husband comes home and finds his wife in bed with the plumber and rather than getting angry he just joins in.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 21:51, archived)

I just had a similar reaction when I realised the website I'd rebuilt onto our own content management system
was actually better off on the original wordpress. So now all the content I loaded into the new site I'm having to copy back into the old one :(
( magnum, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 21:52, archived)

you wrote your own CMS?

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 22:08, archived)

not me personally
I have people at work to do it for me
( magnum, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 22:14, archived)

so you have shit minions?
Brilliant! Must be ace being able to formally brand all their semi hard work as toss!
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 22:25, archived)

great times

( mongychops, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 21:53, archived)

I can't spot the leg :(

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 22:05, archived)

Haha!

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 8:47, archived)

whapple

( spacefish bong!, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 22:05, archived)

AWW SHIT YEAH SPACEFISH.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 11 Sep 2011, 22:34, archived)

crawler.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 11 Sep 2011, 22:35, archived)

Did you have a booze?

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 11 Sep 2011, 22:19, archived)

Lots by the look of it

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 22:24, archived)

I love drunk MGT. She's funny.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 11 Sep 2011, 22:26, archived)

I'm not really around enough to see it.
Quite entertaining down there though
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 22:28, archived)

Whereas you just get violent and molest me.
.....hang on, sorry, i'm getting reality confused with gonz's fantasies again....
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 11 Sep 2011, 22:31, archived)

DRUNK ME MADE THE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD FUNNY

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 22:32, archived)

Even Belgium?

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 22:34, archived)

IS BELGIUM IN THE WORLD?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 22:35, archived)

Do you have a Venn Diagram to hand?
That would make it a lot simpler.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 22:36, archived)

maybe but its made of circles

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 23:20, archived)

no-one's ever been THAT drunk.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 11 Sep 2011, 22:37, archived)

Drunk you is ACES.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 11 Sep 2011, 22:39, archived)

well I'm glad you approve
although have to break this to you but there's no such thing as Zeus.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 22:42, archived)