YES!
I KNEW IT!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 8:29, archived)

Hey Two Hats.
You know that bit when Adam left b3ta?
That was good.
( MONO!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:00, archived)

I ain't got no beef with the Frisbee

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:05, archived)

he said your hats look silly.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:06, archived)

:O

( MONO!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:06, archived)

INORITE!!!
He was all like :| and I was all like :O and he was all like :P I was all like XO======#
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:12, archived)

THAT FUCKING PRICK IS A DEAD MAN
Nah, he's alright him
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:11, archived)

He's a prick.
Wake up and smell the prick.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:14, archived)

There are very few people here that aren't pricks on some level
I got Zen & the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance for my birthday. Have you read it?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:16, archived)

No.
It's a prick's book.
You'll be reading Terry Pratchetttt next.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:19, archived)

I'm such a prick :(

( MONO!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:19, archived)

You cockend

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:19, archived)

I have
It's tedious, long-winded crap.
( Lord Gnome, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:21, archived)

Oh
Ah well, I'm going to read it anyway. It was a gift innit?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:22, archived)

Who from?
Kick their face off.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:24, archived)

My inlaws

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:26, archived)

Read the first couple of chapters to get a feel for it
Then put it on the shelf to finish off at a later date. It doesn't get any better. Honestly, I found The Gulag Archipelago to be a more interesting read and that's 600 pages of constant whinging.
( Lord Gnome, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:29, archived)

Fair enough

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:32, archived)

SPOILER: it's shit.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:11, archived)

The only useful thing I learned from that book
Was that carburettors need to be adjusted to allow a higher air to fuel ratio at altitude. Or perhaps that's only if you ride a ropey old bike.
( Lord Gnome, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:14, archived)

nobody trusts your opinions anymore, jaylia

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:14, archived)

She's 100% spot-on with this one.

( Lord Gnome, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:16, archived)

She's been divested of her Opinion Robes
The great Crow of Thought no longer caws at her head
( Theoban What of it, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:16, archived)

it is as foretold in the prophecy

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:21, archived)

WHY NOT?
i'm a biker and everything. and robert m. pirsig is full of shit.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:19, archived)

because of that bogus shit you said about BttF

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:21, archived)

he's not really though.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:15, archived)

YOU'RE HE'S NOT REALLY THOUGH!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:16, archived)

TRIFLE!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:18, archived)

which time was your favourite?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:06, archived)

That bit where he wasn't here.

( MONO!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:07, archived)

Actually the bit where I wasn't here was probably pretty good, but I wasn't here so I couldn't possibly comment.

( MONO!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:08, archived)

I got no beef with Adam.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:08, archived)

BEEF RIS!!
An anagram of Frisbee.
Coincidence?
Or is Adam an almighty prick?
I hope this finds you well?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:10, archived)

Haha, you're alright you are

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:12, archived)

Haha, you're alright you are I touched your missus.
( MONO!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:13, archived)

Honestly, I feel sorry for him.

( MONO!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:14, archived)

If you're judging me by what I say here I think you're doing something very wrong.
Just saying.
( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:17, archived)

I'm judging you by the fact you're clearly a loser.
I'd probably liken you to PB.
( MONO!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:19, archived)

Here. Don't you start defending yourself or I might just delete this whole thing.
GOD, you just can't get the victims nowadays.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:19, archived)

Hey Maffers, how's tricks?

( MONO!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:20, archived)

Not bad MONO old chap.
Yourself?
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:20, archived)

I need a poo.
Other than that this finds me well?
( MONO!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:25, archived)

Good.
I'm busting for a piss but I'm not moving.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:27, archived)

I bet I can hold mine in longer than you.

( MONO!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:28, archived)

Don't give me that.
You've proabably just had a piss and want me to wet myself.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:29, archived)

I've just had a poo.
Didn't need a wee.
Though I did a little wee anyway.
( MONO!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:37, archived)

If you can't white knight yourself then there's just no hope for any of us :(

( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:23, archived)

Quick, somebody write there was no hope for him anyway.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:28, archived)

BAAAAWWWHAWHAWHAAAW!
*runs away crying*
( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:35, archived)

Christ.
You're like a repeat of every prick we've ever had here.
At some point they all try that argument.
And it always turns out they actually are pricks in real life too.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:20, archived)

I'm a clear example of this.

( MONO!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:20, archived)

I'm exactly the same here as I am in real life
Judge away, all of you
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:21, archived)

I bet you don't even wear one fucking hat.
Let alone two, you bi-hatted fanny.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:22, archived)

Actually, that much is true
I own three hats, but I very rarely wear them.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:23, archived)

EVERY WORD FROM YOUR MOUTH IS A FUCKING LIE.
I HOPE YOU DIE IN POVERTY WITH NOT A HAT TO YOUR NAME.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:25, archived)

:(

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:33, archived)

Buried standing up for the whole world to see your hatless shame.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:42, archived)

I'm a lie,
there is no dog, or pub, or house, or ladypig, or car. I'm fatter than baldmonkey.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:22, archived)

you're not even ginger, are you?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:23, archived)

totally hairless.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:24, archived)

oh pigster, what a web of lies :'(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:33, archived)

we're judging your b3ta persona on what you say here.
that's why we all think you're an online cunt.
since so much of that is tedious blogs about your real life the conclusion drawn is you're a tedious cunt offline.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:22, archived)

I love it when you talk dirty.
Touch me
( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:24, archived)

As I'm in being nice to Adam mode,
I think it's best you drop it before you get all smug again.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:25, archived)

I think it's best if he fucks off.
Both online and offline.
( MONO!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:27, archived)

Upset at Frisbee, online.

( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:29, archived)

upset at bored by
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:33, archived)

Very easy to get those two confused apparently

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:34, archived)

Oh alright then.
New thread?
( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:27, archived)

I'm off to work,
sorry
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:42, archived)

I'd best get back to it.
Lemme know when you want me to start one
x
( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:45, archived)

Shut up, Adam.

( MONO!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:50, archived)

Nerp

( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:03, archived)

go shove a frisbee up your cockend and shit out a subway wrap.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:26, archived)

I've stopped eating subway :(
( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:31, archived)

TOO GOOD FOR SUBWAY EH?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:48, archived)

Cunts have character.
He's a prick.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:26, archived)

you really don't like him BM, you should send him a nail bomb.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:27, archived)

Like that little mole your missus has?

( MONO!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:27, archived)