I think we need more specificity here.which month would be goatse etc.
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MONO!, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:15,
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sorry, i nodded off for a minute there.(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:16,
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don't be harsh, she's old, she needs a nap every now and then(
spesh., Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:17,
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I heard (it's just a rumour mind)that she once fell asleep on the toilet doing a poo and then woke up in time for her next poo. By then she had sunk into the toilet a bit and her legs were in the air. She resembled a folded collapsable bed.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:20,
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Heard from a bunch of doctors: one of them was on a longhaul flight and had to attend to an old lady stuck on the toiletTurns out she pressed the flush button while seated, prolapsed and the doc had to push her back in X(
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Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:21,
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You're making me want to delete this whole thread.Don't push me.
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MONO!, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:23,
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Did she think it was an oxygen mask and start trying to breathe through it?(
Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:23,
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I once woke up brushing my teeth.loldrugs.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:40,
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Bless her.I knew someone who would just fall asleep, but I can't be arsed to think about the name for that narcolepsy?
yes that's the one.
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MONO!, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:21,
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why do you all insist that i'm old?have i had my tea yet?
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:24,
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Hey Janet, I'm now ignoring Adam, it feels great to have that shit off my screen.I might try it with other people too.
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MONO!, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:27,
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Oh comeon,By giving him this attention right here, he's probably not going to go off and kill himself.
I'm helping the poor.
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MONO!, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:33,
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posting that you've got someone on ignore is for crybabies, mono(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:30,
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can you go into his log-in and unignore Adam for him modolith?(
spesh., Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:31,
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Posting that someone's posted that they've got someone on ignore is for GIANT hippies(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:32,
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No way!But I thought we had something man! Shit...
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:33,
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I hope that one day you change your mind and take me off Ignoreand then you'll be able to see these heartfelt things I'm saying
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:38,
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That was utterly pointless you typing all that out, I can't see anything you post as I have you on ignore. (
spesh., Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:42,
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posting that someone's posted that someone's posted they've got someone on ignore is... confusing(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:34,
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I'm having a conversation at work where the other person is using my first name and surname alternatelyWhen talking to me. It's pissing me off. What shall I do?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:52,
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Knock their scalding hot coffee all over their lap.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:57,
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It's an email conversation unfortunatelyNext time I see her I'll throw coffee at her
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:58,
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Send the spillage as an attachment(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:01,
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i'm trying to imagine this scenario but i'm afraid i can't remember your name(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:26,
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I was going to give him one of my old discs, too.*shrugs* Does anybody want his?
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Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:33,
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not me though, right, mono! oldbuddyoldfriend?(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:30,
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