new newsletter
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue556

This is a thread of love. Tell us something you love.
( rob, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:11, archived)

I love touching myself

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:14, archived)

That's a hell of a coincidence, I love touching you too!
*touches*
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:19, archived)

Oh Mr Tea, you're a lovely beverage and I love touching you too.
Let's touch.
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:20, archived)

*gays it right up*

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:25, archived)

Ooh yeah, I love it gay-wise

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:28, archived)

I love my girlfriend.
She's under a lot of stress at the moment so hopefully this newsletter will have something to cheer her up.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:15, archived)

Aw, that's nice

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:16, archived)

hey that's a nice reply
yay
( rob, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:17, archived)

unless your newsletter doesn't cheer her up and she kills herself

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:31, archived)

haha!

(likeajackhammer, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:33, archived)

heh

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:36, archived)

I'm hoping the Friday game will cheer her up.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:41, archived)

I love this spiffing messageboard and all the lovely people who post on it.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:19, archived)

i like this

( rob, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:20, archived)

I love fingering kids.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:21, archived)

I think my internet heroism should have been included in today's newsletter

(likeajackhammer, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:22, archived)

what did you save?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:32, archived)

all of humanity!

(likeajackhammer, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:54, archived)

booze and whores
And why do you keep banning frank? You need to get a grip on your mods you wanker
( mongychops, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:24, archived)

Because he's the most boring thing since beige.
/ac
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:26, archived)

(◉_◉)
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:36, archived)

Bring it on, motherfucker.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:37, archived)

\(◉_◉)/     ^(◉_◉)^    <(◉_◉)_    /(◉_◉)\
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:41, archived)

Nice.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:55, archived)

always brought lols to this forum, unlike many other posters i could mention

( mongychops, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:47, archived)

I practially lol myself to death every time I see the word 'prick'.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:52, archived)

you really are a bit shit

( mongychops, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:56, archived)

come on chuckles, you can do better than that

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:57, archived)

you get what you deserve

( mongychops, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:03, archived)

We can't repel ZING of this magnitude!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:06, archived)

you are almost as lolarious as brayndedd

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:23, archived)

i'm not trying to zing you here, just saying that you're a bit shit

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:23, archived)

Oh SSG, and we were getting on so well. :(

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:24, archived)

i'm joking, this is a b3ta switcharoo!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:34, archived)

dagnabit, you pesky young 'uns, etc. etc.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:35, archived)

haha i hope no ill will comes of this!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:45, archived)

Aw man.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:28, archived)

Sucks to be us, huh?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:28, archived)

i know this is all sarcasm and lols but really the two of you are just a bit shit, as people

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:33, archived)

i'm kidding you're both gems
xx
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:33, archived)

nope, you've done it now, gonna kill myself
hope you're happy
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:36, archived)

no dont do that you have so much love to live and gifts to give
xx
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:40, archived)

Don't try and lump us together, I love mongy and Frank like they were family, and I've never put cowfoot on ignore.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:38, archived)

spare me your life story

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:43, archived)

suck-up

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:45, archived)

i think ssg must be having a hard time of it
Although mr tea appears to be turning into Frisbee Adam
( mongychops, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:49, archived)

Serious internets there, mongy.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:57, archived)

horses
/ac
( Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:30, archived)

I
Love
You
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:32, archived)

I love to love.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:35, archived)

you baby.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:35, archived)

is it bad
that i know the rest of these lyrics?
( Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:36, archived)

I've been humming it all day.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:39, archived)

Donna Summer or Tina Charles?

( Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:44, archived)

I don't think that is any of your business.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:45, archived)

i know
but if it wasn't for my meddling in the affairs of others I'd have no life at all!
( Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:50, archived)

What about your baby?

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:42, archived)

like the yellow pages he lets his fingers do the wanking

( mongychops, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:45, archived)

Touched by Savile, now in care :(

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:45, archived)

Which b3tan is that Andrew O'neil fellow?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:47, archived)

I'd like to know that.
I went to see him perform the other month, he's very fucking funny and a nice friendly chap too.

He talks a lot of bollocks on Twitter though.

He also said he's on a Doctor Who forum, I'd like to know what his name is on that too (though I'm currently banned from both the big ones, I may still remember him).
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:54, archived)

I'm not sure he is very funny from the evidence in the newsletter.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:57, archived)

wait, he is getting better.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:02, archived)

yeah, ok, he's alright.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:05, archived)

i remember him posting on links ages ago
cant remember the username but its not like he keeps it secret or anything
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:35, archived)

he's even in a newsletter under the "WHAT B3TA PEOPLE HAVE BEEN MAKING THIS WEEK" section
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue360/
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:36, archived)

his profile is also the third link on google when you search "andrew oneill b3ta"
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=26821
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:39, archived)

So if you know all this stuff why wont you tell us who he is?

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 16:16, archived)

oh golly

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 16:21, archived)

Racist.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 16:48, archived)

If only his b3ta forum user profile stated something like "Hello. I am the comedian Andrew O'Neill."
Oh... wait...
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 17:06, archived)

i love libel.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:51, archived)

are you coming to the pub

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:43, archived)

i'm going to a cinema in a village tonight.
or dogging i dunno.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:46, archived)

boooourns

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 16:21, archived)

oh i see we are b3tans again like we all wanted, not b3tards, you really are rubbish

( mongychops, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:54, archived)

I missed the love thread :((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

( vladimir, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 21:56, archived)