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probably go home

(, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:11, archived)
I'm already home

(, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:15, archived)
put the bins out

(, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:16, archived)
I have communal bins
they're always out
(, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:17, archived)
I thought you were asking us what we'd do,
so it turns out it's all about you, is it?
(, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:19, archived)
I was hoping for suggestions
All I'm doing right now is chain smoking and drinking loads of coffee.
(, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:20, archived)
What sort of physical condition are you in and do you have access to a woman?

(, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:26, archived)
Tip top physical condition
and no, not a single woman. My mum doesn't count.
(, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:28, archived)
K you should totally find some whores and have the filthiest possible sex with them

(, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:30, archived)
According to something on the news the other day
they're only £20 in the midlands and you can pretend you were buying tomatoes when you are arrested.
(, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:31, archived)
I dread to think what the tomatoes were really for.

(, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:32, archived)
Nah
for one I don't know where to find any, and for two I'm not a fan of prostitution. Wouldn't really do anything for me.
(, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:32, archived)
Wait what the fuck how come you're dying then? I mean I'm no doctor but don't you have to have something wrong with you to be dying?
Wait, it turns out I AM a doctor and I still reckon you need to have something wrong with you to be dying.
(, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:31, archived)
Depression
Hopelessness, loneliness, regret, failure.
(, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:33, archived)
Oh. Ok well don't kill yourself, go and see your doctor, explain how you're feeling and see what they can do for you.
Rather than telling an internet forum full of people who will probably think it's funny to tell you to kill yourself.
(, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:36, archived)
Wait so is the question what would we do if he was about to die which he apparently is or what we would do if were were going to die but we were him?

(, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:20, archived)
the latter

(, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:29, archived)
gaz rob and tell him what icon you'd like us to have

(, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:19, archived)
Giving the place a quick tidy too
Don't want to leave the place a shithole
(, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:16, archived)
Wait are you serious?

(, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:18, archived)
deadly serious

(, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:26, archived)
how are you doing it?

(, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:30, archived)
formic acid + sulphuric acid
produces deadly amounts of carbon monoxide.
(, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:34, archived)
i hope so, this constant needy beakering got tiresome ages ago

(, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:34, archived)
makes me look mentally stable.

(, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:43, archived)
Let's not go mad here

(, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:46, archived)
pffft.

(, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:50, archived)
Sometimes the most sane response to life is to off yourself
The romans actually had a system where you could apply to end your life and if approved they would grant you the necessary toxins to do so.
(, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:47, archived)
Then I'd write a will and put the bins out. I think you're allowed to put them out early if you're gonna die.

(, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:16, archived)
Wouldn't really have much to say in it
"give my things to a charity shop" maybe
(, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:19, archived)