What's the best shade of white paint?
I'm thinking it must be brilliant white. It's certainly not magnolia.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 16:17, archived)

There's no such thing as a shade of white.
It's either white or not.
( Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 16:26, archived)

inb4 lolracist

( Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 16:28, archived)

Only if you ignore physics, convention, and common sense.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 16:37, archived)

No, white is white; by definition white reflects all wavelengths of visible light equally.
Therefore everything sold as a shade of white is actually a pale shade of another colour.
( Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 16:40, archived)

but paint, due to it's nature
can never be truly white
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 16:41, archived)

Quite probably true.

( Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 16:42, archived)

Twaddle.
There's no formal definition of white in physics. There's not even a quantitative definition of visible light.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 16:42, archived)

No, but there is a conventional definition.
You DID mention convention.
( Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 16:43, archived)

Eh?
The conventional definition is 'it looks kind of white'.

Given the variation in human eyes, I'm dubious that you're going to come up with any useful pedantry here.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 16:49, archived)

I've already explained my position above.
You're free to hold your own beliefs.
( Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 16:51, archived)

Very kind.
I believe you should have paid more attention at school.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 16:54, archived)

this isn't a belief thing, this is a you being wrong about a thing thing

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 17:04, archived)

I'm not wrong, I just didn't want to be drawn into a "reiterate yourself 10,000 times for the guy who's never going to agree with you even if you have a signed affidavit from god/hawking/his mother" argument.

( Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 17:09, archived)

no, you are wrong and the sooner you man up and face the facts the better for the good of this forum
be the better man here mu
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 17:37, archived)

Being wrong suits you.
You should do it more often. If that were possible.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 18:18, archived)

White work divided by white time.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 16:45, archived)

Are you suggesting the blacks don't work?
Racist.
( Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 16:46, archived)

really?
that's mad. there should be a scientific definition.
COME ON BOFFINS!
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 16:49, archived)

I'm sure there are some material science nerds desperately competing for the whitest thing in the world.
You could ask them.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 16:50, archived)

cba

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 16:51, archived)

No need.
Turns out it's Mikeyboy's arse.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 16:55, archived)

imma lobby my mp to get a white paper drawn up on this

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 16:55, archived)

Oh har di har har har.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 16:58, archived)

roffle

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 17:04, archived)

No cos otherwise it would be a mirror and therefore invisible

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 17:52, archived)

so grey is also white, then?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 19:52, archived)

magnolia is beige, what the fuck is wrong with you

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 16:27, archived)

I have a mild personality disorder.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 18:01, archived)

White
Cheers
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 16:30, archived)

Dog spunk in eggshell.
Which is also my favourite breakfast.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 16:38, archived)

Homebase ACTUALLY sell a paint called Klan Hood White!!!!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 16:55, archived)

Can't believe I fell for that
now I have "Klan hood white" affecting every advert and Google search I do from here on out
( H.B.Mupps, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 17:19, archived)

haha hey brb!
got any new jokes?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 16:58, archived)

New book hasn't arrived yet.
The old one has a few dregs left in it that I've discarded due to shitness. I'll tell you one of them if you like..?
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 17:21, archived)

yeh why not a shit joke is a bit like pizza, it's still pizza haha

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 17:37, archived)

haha we have a right laugh here don't we

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 17:44, archived)

this place would be dead on its arse if you stopped posting

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 17:48, archived)

How does Jack Frost go to work?
By-icicle.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 18:00, archived)

cool joke haha

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 18:17, archived)

What two kinds of fish do you need to make a pair of shoes?
Soles and eels.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 18:03, archived)

What do jellybabies wear on their feet?
Gum boots.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 18:04, archived)

How do you get the flies out of your living room?
Put the dustbin in the kitchen!
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 18:05, archived)

What wears a coat all winter and pants all summer?
A dog.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 18:06, archived)

for fuck's sake
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 17:09, archived)

then her face at first just ghostly
turned a whiter shade of pale...
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 17:21, archived)

I like dark white

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 17:31, archived)

daz

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 17:50, archived)

well it's better than mediocre white, anyway

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 17:59, archived)

I expected more from you.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 18:08, archived)

btw the S&P 500 ploughed through support this afternoon

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 18:08, archived)

?

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 18:10, archived)

a bad day at the New York Stock Exchange.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 18:12, archived)

I have a load of silver, should I hang on to it or take it to the jewellery quarter?

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 18:41, archived)

silver hasn't been this cheap since 2010 so I'd hang onto it just now,
it's probably going up in the short term.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 19:29, archived)