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Pick some of the worst post from your facebook feeds and post them guys.

"Can ne1 do a Spray tan 2mor nite ne time from 7 pleeesssseee xx"

"I'm definitely voting for ukip now after dancing with a girl all night and then when I finally decided to chat to her she couldn't understand English. Not good"

If you don't have facebook, fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 17:35, archived)
oh man daphne and velma third time investigating we are here and we are pure WIN with our certificates and handsome faces motherflippers

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 17:39, archived)
I still don't need a shit

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 17:46, archived)
Result!
Think how good tomorrow's will be. A proper blurtergasm.
(#1, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 18:21, archived)
fucking off

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 17:43, archived)
fuck off dull prick

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 17:47, archived)
Fucking off right here

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 17:46, archived)
if only

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 18:05, archived)
I got some women on mine who's gone crazy because someone signed for her Royal Mail post, and the signature doesn't look anything like hers (actually, it's pretty similar).
As if the postie is going to know the signature of everyone on their route.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 17:50, archived)
Can I just confirm that the fact you know
The signatures are similar means this facebook fuckwit photographed and posted both signatures? Her real one and the one she questions?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 17:57, archived)
haha brilliant
what a fucking mong
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 19:24, archived)
Did the woman get her stuff?
If so, whats the problem.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 18:18, archived)
i dunno if that will work
if it doesn't, fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 17:53, archived)
don't click, it's probably child pornography

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 17:53, archived)
Get AB on the case

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 17:57, archived)
You appear to have shit "friends".

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 17:58, archived)

this
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 18:08, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 18:10, archived)
i no

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 18:14, archived)
I love party rings

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 18:17, archived)
theyre dirt

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 18:42, archived)
that looks like the spaceship opening up at the end of war of the worlds

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 18:46, archived)
any tit in that?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 18:50, archived)
nah, but I heard there's one where Scarlet J. Jonah Jameson walls round with her yid muff on show

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 18:53, archived)
disgusting

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 19:04, archived)
fucking hell

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 19:27, archived)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 19:51, archived)
omg
this has actually ruined cakes
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 20:11, archived)
You roast the unborn?!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 21:16, archived)
I don't really use it, soz

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 18:30, archived)
im just glad you didnt sell me out like fj up there david, sisterhood

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 18:34, archived)
he's off his nut on meds, it's took his bullying too far

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 18:38, archived)
no need is there, golden me

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 18:39, archived)
like Graham's

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 18:42, archived)
alright rosie bird
fancy an oily massage?
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 18:48, archived)
pack it in internet troll

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 18:51, archived)
best offer you've had all week

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 18:52, archived)
I bet you don't even have an nvq in oily massage therapy

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 19:24, archived)
more than any doctor on this board's got

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 20:17, archived)
one from a while back.
"Fucking spastic can spack off. If one touches me again I'll punch him" from an old school person who had just taken a job with mentally handicapped children.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Feb 2015, 18:57, archived)
*postive reviews for fifty shades of grey from family members*

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 19:10, archived)