I used to work for them in a former life
My dislike of christmas is partially because of this
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:27, archived)

what accounts for the other aspects of your dislike of christmas?
you can create a pie chart to aid your explanation this if it helps
( vladimir, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:34, archived)

I was raped by an elf

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:34, archived)

how ho-ho-horrible for you

( vladimir, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:36, archived)

It was yule and unusual
wait a minute, are we doing christmas puns in March? Where's Frank?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:37, archived)

did he give you the north pole?

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:37, archived)

He made me shake like a bowl full of jelly, if that's what you mean

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:39, archived)

to save you some time I've done this already
s4.postimg.org/l62zswrn1/clintons.jpg

if you need to jiggle (or jingle!! hahahaha) the percentages a bit go ahead but we've got to get this presentation ready for next week so I thought best to get cracking (or crackering!!!! ahahahahaha)
( vladimir, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:47, archived)

Ah, blocked

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:51, archived)

I knew this presentation was going to go wrong :(

( vladimir, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:53, archived)

The fault is with AT&T, not you
Your efforts are greatly appreciated
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:54, archived)

it's your strong instinct to shift the blame early and shift it hard that make it a pleasure to work with you TH

( vladimir, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:57, archived)

I didn't get where am I today by accepting responsiblity, vlad

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 16:01, archived)

But mostly because your heart is two sizes too small.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:34, archived)

I AM a mean one

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:35, archived)

you're a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich, with arsenic sauce

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:37, archived)

Thank you Max

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:38, archived)

I hope you enjoyed that last can of Who Hash.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:38, archived)

spanishfly was having a bit of a moan because you have him on ignore
can you run me by the pros and cons of having spanishfly on ignore so that i can make an informed decision as to whether i should ignore him?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:40, archived)

My reason is because it annoys him
The reason why he deserves this are private.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:43, archived)

how many reason are private?

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:48, archived)

9

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:49, archived)

9 years old! that's despicable

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:50, archived)

I apologise for nothing

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:51, archived)

anyway, i've gone ahead and ignored him now
all the cool kids were doing it so i thought i'd join in
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:56, archived)

I....I'm one of the cool kids?
I don't know what to say
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:56, archived)

There are no cons, I've had him on ignore for ages and it still upsets him, lulz

( mongychops, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 16:07, archived)