Are you some sort of autistic burglar who only steals orb-shaped door handles
which you keep in your specifically-labelled swag bag? Sounds like it.
Hahahaha autism.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 19:49,
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Why are you collecting swearwords?
I say collecting, you have a grand total of one so far.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 19:53,
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5 shits now, i reckon there might be one more in me.
they're all very well formed, too. bang in the middle of the bsc.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 21:06,
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Yours to rent or buy for only 12 easy instalments.
Looks like I missed an interesting day round here.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 9 Jun 2015, 0:13,
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