That's a funny way of spelling Dirk Benedict

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:13, archived)

also Nik Kershaw, Nick Griffin, Chopin, Mary Lou Lord,
and Justin fucking Bieber
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:15, archived)

I'd solve his Riddle IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:17, archived)

I'd clean the black out of his union jack IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:18, archived)

I'd study his nocturnes IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:19, archived)

Dunno who that is soz IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:20, archived)

Yeah, fuck them
Right, who's the best person who was born on the 4th? Apart from old TH.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:28, archived)

Don Rendell, no contest
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:38, archived)

Dr Christian from the bodies programme was born on the same day as me
I find this depressing
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:42, archived)

and one day, he is destined to kill you
i foresaw it in the runes
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:58, archived)

*gasp*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:03, archived)

Shakin Stevens, Bobby Womack, Chris Rea, and you
March 4th really is the day the music died
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:38, archived)

I quite like Chris Rea.
Dire Rea, my dad used to call him!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:42, archived)

He's actually a really good slide guitarist
just sayin'
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:44, archived)

My dad's a big fan of his, he just can't resist an easy scatalogical pun.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:45, archived)

Who can?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:46, archived)

No such thing as good slide guitar. Just sayin.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:46, archived)

incorrect

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:46, archived)

Guitar is the musical instrument for piss lazy non musical people.
Slide guitar is for people who are too piss lazy and non musical to even learn proper guitar. It's lower than a uke.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:50, archived)

You're saying this to upset me, and I'm not going to lower myself
*walks away with nose in the air*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:51, archived)

^ nostalgic for the bayou

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:02, archived)

I know that you're making fun of me
but I do long for the bayou
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:07, archived)

it aint easy bein' green, huh?

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:09, archived)

they probably can't even read music, or read for that matter

( mongychops, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:00, archived)

I think it's nice that they let you play triangle in the school band,
but you need to let go of all that resentment that's built up over the years.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:01, archived)

i just wasted several precious moments looking for a picture of a slide shaped like a guitar

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:59, archived)

guitar projection

*shrugs*
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:46, archived)

I found this amusing. I think I'm coming down with boy flu.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:48, archived)

lol
that too
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:49, archived)

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:42, archived)

if only all four of you had said this

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:51, archived)

Has Italy finally stopped making cars?
There were almost none on the roads some Milan the other week and my Alfa loving Maya from Turin just turned up in a German vehicle.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:11, archived)

it's also your local MP's birthday and she's got big boobies!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:39, archived)

link pls

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:40, archived)

bit.ly/1oLBOSx
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:43, archived)

There's a house near me with a stained glass thing on their front door of two blue tits on it
so...y'know.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:45, archived)

apparently the French word for one of those little windows above your front door is 'vasisdas' because the French are stupid and don't understand German

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:56, archived)

fully expecting brian to come and dismiss this as nonsense and prove me wrong with 'facts'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:57, archived)

Facts are for homos.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:05, archived)

FAGts, more like!
lol, bantz
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:07, archived)

BENTz, more like!
lol, ribaldry
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:11, archived)

Sikorski make awesome military helicopters
but Sikorka means Bluetit, which makes the hovering death machines a bit less scary.

"Allah u akhbar! I hear a Blue Tit approaching, death to the infidels!"
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:05, archived)

since you didn't specify a month
it's obviously me, 4th october
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:42, archived)

oh, look what the cat dragged in

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:43, archived)

lates this week, innit

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:46, archived)

I'd pour some hollandaise on his eggs IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:16, archived)

www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/23553/1208967227/book.gif
( mongychops, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:18, archived)

Needs more Hollandaise sauce

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:20, archived)

yeah i'm not eating that french muck

( mongychops, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:21, archived)

lol

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:43, archived)