what's in your nursery then?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 11:35, archived)

a baby

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 11:37, archived)

Wonder when he'll take cuttings?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 11:38, archived)

This, plus the matching toy box
www.mothercare.com/Mothercare-Bloomsbury-3-piece-Furniture-Set---Ivory/psF8599,default,pd.html
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 11:47, archived)

fucking hell
that much for three bits of flatpack?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 11:51, archived)

It's all coming out of the 'college' fund too

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 12:03, archived)

I think we got it for a bit less at the time

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 12:17, archived)

I do hope "a bit" means "a thousand pounds"

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 12:32, archived)

FUCK ME
You realise that in the blink of an eye, all of this will be surplus to requirement and utterly worthless? Bloody hell.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 12:00, archived)

oh no, second hand furniture splattered with another infant's bodily excretions goes for strong money on eBay

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 12:08, archived)

It does?
And to think that the British Heart Foundation turn stuff down if it has the slightest stain on it.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 12:10, archived)

By the time they're past the shitting their keks stage you will have entirely forgotten how much money you wasted on baby kit.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 12:21, archived)

good point
I'd better set up a spreadsheet
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 12:41, archived)

We got a second hand changing table off eBay.
The previous owner had built it from scratch. We sold it on when we were done with it.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 12:32, archived)

Well the wardrobe is full size so should be good for the forseeable future, the changing dresser turns into a normal dresser when you take the top off and the sides come off the cot so you can use it until they're 4.
Plus we'll probably have another baby at some point so it will get used again.

What's thirteen hundred quid anyway? mongy couldn't even get a half decent watch for that.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 12:22, archived)

Ignore the proles, lord toucan. Politics of envy innit.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 12:25, archived)

Next time imma get this one just to upset them more.
www.dragonsofwaltonstreet.com/873/Dragons-Nursery-Set

£6,075.50 fully tricked out and covered in pictures of benjamin bunny so you can't even pass it off as normal furniture afterwards.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 12:44, archived)

How am I getting dragged into this?

( mongychops, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 12:48, archived)

I think he's jealous of your watches

( $$ ✅, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 12:51, archived)

he should take the fucksocks approach and stick his fingers in his ears and shout 'I DONT BELIEVE YOU ' again and again

( mongychops, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 12:54, archived)

You sleep in a cot and shit your keks.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 12:51, archived)

well why couldn't he just say that then

( mongychops, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 12:55, archived)

he's obsessed with you

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 12:53, archived)

I know it's very unfair, you should gaz... oh haha.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 12:58, archived)

hey, can i interest you in some magic beans?

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 12:36, archived)

I don't think you can interest anyone.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 12:53, archived)

OOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo! Handbageddon!

(blah di blah di blah blah, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 12:57, archived)