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Hello my new internet friends.
What does Saturday have in store for you bunch of horrible fucking cunts?

Am I doing it right?
(Jammy_Dodger, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 14:16, archived)
alright jammy d, might go for a poo in a bit

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 14:18, archived)
Dozer the dozerian, good evening.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 14:27, archived)
Wrong

(Jammy_Dodger, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 17:59, archived)
Bad evening?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 3 Mar 2018, 19:04, archived)
<- not horrible

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 16:08, archived)
no, indeed

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 22:27, archived)
might bleed my radiators

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 16:15, archived)
Do it when they're cold

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 16:25, archived)
Mine need doing
But the system has to be repressurised afterwards and I don't know how to do it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 16:44, archived)
Bicycle pump?

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 3 Mar 2018, 17:06, archived)
Fuck knows

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 17:19, archived)
Who're you calling fucknose?
Ah ha ha.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 3 Mar 2018, 17:40, archived)
I drained and repressurised the central heating, once.
Buggered if I can remember how.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 17:32, archived)
Let the water out, then fill it up again, hth

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 17:53, archived)
Plumbing is basically witchcraft, as far as I'm concerned.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 20:48, archived)
Hoping the landlord will sort it
Although I may have to play the needy female card
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 18:22, archived)
I'm just watching chunders garden

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 3 Mar 2018, 16:26, archived)
Having a beer. Might watch Thor later

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 16:29, archived)
Gypsy jazz concert 2nites.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sat 3 Mar 2018, 16:32, archived)
After wading through a shitload of housework
I am now relaxing with a film before cracking on with some form of evening meal.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 16:46, archived)
Found weed, put it in the food processor and blitzed it to bits
Then made cakes with it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 21:34, archived)

Hello netizens.

Today I am playing a shitton of GTA Online, and looking forward to going out later for a friend's birthday - to a Saff African restaurant I like, because it's a tornado of meat.

/FOOooooooooOOOd
(Enron Hubbard had a big meaty piss on, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 16:56, archived)
Tornado of meat sounds like a really upsetting porno.

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 3 Mar 2018, 17:07, archived)

upset exci
(Enron Hubbard had a big meaty piss on, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 17:26, archived)
Have spent the day painting and sanding.
Shortly I'm having coq au vin and getting drunk.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 3 Mar 2018, 17:10, archived)
Took apart 2 broken hudls, in the hopes of making 1 working hudl.
Still 2 broken hudls, so time well spent!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 17:16, archived)
Juicer time

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 18:15, archived)
Convoy is on at 9pm
Don't think I'll watch it as it's shit.

Plus Mcbeef might go all 10-4 on here.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 20:36, archived)
Die hard 5 is on
It's shit but funny
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 21:35, archived)
Firstly, Convoy isn't my favourite Transformer. He's not even in my top ten.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 0:18, archived)
Hark, I am back from yonder pub, innit.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sat 3 Mar 2018, 22:24, archived)
High West Rendezvous Rye

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 1:58, archived)
Hey now! Hey now, now!

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 9:00, archived)