Morning.
Alt.: favourite time of morning? Mine's usually not the morning, although I got up half an hour ago and actually feel pretty chipper. It's lovely and sunny too, which helps.

Edit: hurr durr.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 26 Apr 2021, 7:28, archived)

I don't think I have a favourite time of the morning

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 26 Apr 2021, 8:10, archived)

How did I manage to poke myself in the eye?
now it hurts. It's even stupider then biting myself inside the cheek.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 26 Apr 2021, 8:24, archived)

try taking the spoon out of your cuppa first

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 26 Apr 2021, 9:10, archived)

I done it with my finger
I'm such a klutz
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 26 Apr 2021, 9:17, archived)

morning
I like a morning, as it goes. Grey and overcast here today
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 26 Apr 2021, 8:15, archived)

this is all a bit meta
morning
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 26 Apr 2021, 8:17, archived)

Morning is definitely my favourite time of morning.
Also, morning.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 26 Apr 2021, 9:34, archived)

Sunrise, over a lake. Gently burning off the mist , until finally it's in your bivvy and you get up for a piss

( mongychops, Mon 26 Apr 2021, 8:42, archived)

Sounds idyllic.
Could only be improved by the prospect of needlessly tormenting some inedible fish.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 26 Apr 2021, 10:30, archived)

I like this

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Apr 2021, 12:09, archived)

Logging on to b3ta to catch up with my internet pals!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 26 Apr 2021, 9:02, archived)

note lack of replies

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Mon 26 Apr 2021, 11:34, archived)

When you wake up without being woken by the alarm
And you have about 5 seconds of utter peace before you remember that you have to do stuff today
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 26 Apr 2021, 9:06, archived)

Is signing on a Monday now?

(Tony Shithouse, Mon 26 Apr 2021, 9:18, archived)

I hate to spring this on you
But nobody has signed on for about a decade
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 26 Apr 2021, 9:19, archived)

Fucking hell
this sounds like Tory Utopia!

Edit - hang on, they're still unemployed though aren't they? Don't tell the Daily Mail...
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 26 Apr 2021, 9:58, archived)

Oh they're still unemployed
But physically signing on was phased out ages ago. Now it's all done on computers. You can actually get sanctioned by universal credit for not having internet access
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 26 Apr 2021, 10:41, archived)

Thank god those of us without computers and smartphones can still "surf" the "world wide web" in our local library.
Oh.
(dribble, Mon 26 Apr 2021, 11:52, archived)

Their solution for people who don't have a library close by
Is "go to McDonald's"
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 26 Apr 2021, 12:40, archived)

Top anti-obesitying, there.
What I was getting at is, all the libraries round this way have been shut since the pandemic began.
(dribble, Mon 26 Apr 2021, 13:06, archived)

Many closed in the preceding decade because of austerity though, didn't they?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 26 Apr 2021, 13:16, archived)

Also, as I've not been in a McDonald's in over a decade, do they have public use computers in them nowadays or what?

(dribble, Mon 26 Apr 2021, 13:08, archived)

No, but they do have wifi
If you haven't got a smartphone, you can't get universal credit
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 26 Apr 2021, 13:40, archived)

I bet fast food outlets are nice and secure, for when you type in all those personal details and banking information

(dribble, Mon 26 Apr 2021, 13:50, archived)

ry Utopia ny Shithouse
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 26 Apr 2021, 11:07, archived)

When you wake up on a Sunday in late October in the knowledge that you've gained an hour.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 26 Apr 2021, 11:11, archived)

Or waking up on a morning in late October and realizing it's your birthday

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 26 Apr 2021, 11:13, archived)

*late-October birthday fist-bump*

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 26 Apr 2021, 11:28, archived)

[insert strikethrough here]

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 26 Apr 2021, 11:28, archived)

same here!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 26 Apr 2021, 11:55, archived)

When the radiator comes on and warms my feet up.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 26 Apr 2021, 13:39, archived)