haha, remember when people went to the office!
happy birthday Mrs Q
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 8:50, archived)

Yeah, many happy reruns to Mrs McQ

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 8:51, archived)

cheers m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 9:31, archived)

London grandfather gestures across miles of high rise flats
"When I was your age, all this used to be offices"
(dribble, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 8:55, archived)

8 hours a day in close proximity to people you're not related to and can't stand, bookended by a couple of hours of much the same but in motion, 'member?

(dribble, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 8:57, archived)

www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-56888615
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 8:58, archived)

Docklands mk 2

(dribble, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 9:01, archived)

All the shops will be gone too
IN THE YEAR
SEVENTY FIVE TEN
(dribble, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 9:03, archived)

Remain in your containment pod citizen. Comply with our reasonable demands.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 28 Apr 2021, 9:58, archived)

When Z+E wrote that, networking computers was barely even thought of, never mind internet shopping, social media addiction and WFH

(dribble, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 11:08, archived)

if you're going to work from home you might as well live in an office because fuck parker morris standards

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 10:10, archived)

how's the job, m8?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 10:41, archived)

apart from being the thicky new kid who knows nothing, it's bloody great
I seem to spend an inordinate amount of time in meetings, many of which seem to exist just to check that everyone is ok or discuss what's for lunch. It's a world away from what I'm used to.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 11:04, archived)

Local authority?

(dribble, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 11:40, archived)

public sector?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 28 Apr 2021, 11:51, archived)

Gay sex tourism?

( mongychops, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 11:54, archived)

said Mongy, before adding "Sorry, what was the question again?"

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 28 Apr 2021, 12:05, archived)

b3ta offtopic's?

(dribble, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 12:01, archived)

At one of these meetings someone will casually turn to you and say, so how is the project coming along tangles? Are you ready to give your presentation? And you will suddenly realize you are naked from the waist down.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Apr 2021, 21:37, archived)

thanks m8, we're going for a pizza in the freezing cold later to 'celebrate'
first meal out she's had since October
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 8:57, archived)

I might bake a cake to celebrate the fact that I will never work in an office again

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 10:11, archived)