morning

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 7:51, archived)

Morning, Gary the Old.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 28 Apr 2021, 8:06, archived)

Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 8:09, archived)

Frank Black is white and Barry White was black
morning
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 8:12, archived)

Crazy how it be like that.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 28 Apr 2021, 8:18, archived)

I do hope we get an update on brb's farts today

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 8:37, archived)

Robert Smith isn't a smith.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 28 Apr 2021, 8:38, archived)

wait til they find out the truth about Dr Fox!!!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 8:40, archived)

(neither a doctor NOR a fox - the man's a complete fraud!)

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 8:40, archived)

Dick king smith

(dribble, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 8:45, archived)

neither a king nor a smith, but maybe a dick

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 10:59, archived)

Oh yes he is
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/70280/1556819107/willsmithrobsmithsmithsmithwillsmith.gif
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 8:49, archived)

Well that's pretty conclusive, I withdraw my comment.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 28 Apr 2021, 8:54, archived)

I knew I'd find this here.
One of b-three-ta's finest moments.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 28 Apr 2021, 9:27, archived)

morning
Mrs Q's birthday everyone, I've brought n0mmy internet cayke*!!!

*that fucking weird shit where it's your own birthday so you have to bring a cake to your office can get to fuck, when did that shit start?

*haha, remember when people would pretend to have cake or ask if people wanted anything from the shop - but on the internet? Man that was SO COOL!!!
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 8:42, archived)

haha, remember when people went to the office!
happy birthday Mrs Q
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 8:50, archived)

Yeah, many happy reruns to Mrs McQ

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 8:51, archived)

cheers m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 9:31, archived)

London grandfather gestures across miles of high rise flats
"When I was your age, all this used to be offices"
(dribble, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 8:55, archived)

8 hours a day in close proximity to people you're not related to and can't stand, bookended by a couple of hours of much the same but in motion, 'member?

(dribble, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 8:57, archived)

www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-56888615
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 8:58, archived)

Docklands mk 2

(dribble, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 9:01, archived)

All the shops will be gone too
IN THE YEAR
SEVENTY FIVE TEN
(dribble, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 9:03, archived)

Remain in your containment pod citizen. Comply with our reasonable demands.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 28 Apr 2021, 9:58, archived)

When Z+E wrote that, networking computers was barely even thought of, never mind internet shopping, social media addiction and WFH

(dribble, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 11:08, archived)

if you're going to work from home you might as well live in an office because fuck parker morris standards

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 10:10, archived)

how's the job, m8?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 10:41, archived)

apart from being the thicky new kid who knows nothing, it's bloody great
I seem to spend an inordinate amount of time in meetings, many of which seem to exist just to check that everyone is ok or discuss what's for lunch. It's a world away from what I'm used to.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 11:04, archived)

Local authority?

(dribble, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 11:40, archived)

public sector?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 28 Apr 2021, 11:51, archived)

Gay sex tourism?

( mongychops, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 11:54, archived)

said Mongy, before adding "Sorry, what was the question again?"

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 28 Apr 2021, 12:05, archived)

b3ta offtopic's?

(dribble, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 12:01, archived)

At one of these meetings someone will casually turn to you and say, so how is the project coming along tangles? Are you ready to give your presentation? And you will suddenly realize you are naked from the waist down.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Apr 2021, 21:37, archived)

thanks m8, we're going for a pizza in the freezing cold later to 'celebrate'
first meal out she's had since October
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 8:57, archived)

I might bake a cake to celebrate the fact that I will never work in an office again

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 10:11, archived)

haha, anyone fancy the juicer?!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 28 Apr 2021, 9:04, archived)

No way! It's Mrs. Tea's birthday too!
Hang on, did we work this out a few years ago? I'm getting a major sense of day zhah voo.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 28 Apr 2021, 9:29, archived)

I think we may have, many happy returns to Madame Thé

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 10:02, archived)

Likewise to your good lady.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 28 Apr 2021, 11:07, archived)

It’s Wednesday
You know what that means, right
( Richard Shitheels, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 9:21, archived)

Yes, I'm sure I do but just for everyone else here
what does it mean?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 9:23, archived)

I don't know, and I don't have internet access to find out.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 9:26, archived)

haha, I sure do!


(it's Thursday tomorrow)
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 9:33, archived)

Ooh, look at Nostradamus here!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 28 Apr 2021, 11:08, archived)

Happy hump day!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 28 Apr 2021, 11:03, archived)

morning

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 10:02, archived)

Hiyas

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 11:33, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 28 Apr 2021, 10:46, archived)

Wotcha!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 11:34, archived)

Morning
Last day in till Saturday
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 10:54, archived)

Giiiiiiin!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 11:34, archived)