YESSSSS, FRIDAYYYYYY!!!!!
*kneeslides like a little boy at a wedding in a shiny waistcoat, with gelled hair and a fake diamond ear stud*

Supposed to waz it tomorrow here, but warm and sunny on Sunday so controversial Saturday roast, then bbq jerk pork Sunday. Mrs is on rice & peas* duty as I am fucking rubbish at it.

Up to much?

*they're no 'restaurant peas' but then what it? Seriously, what is?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 May 2021, 11:17, archived)

what it

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 7 May 2021, 11:29, archived)

bop it

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 May 2021, 11:47, archived)

tomorrow here

(dribble, Fri 7 May 2021, 12:12, archived)

Uh, what it
What it good
Uh, what it
WHAT IT REAL GOOD
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 7 May 2021, 11:34, archived)

some of the crispest cowbell on record, that tune

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 May 2021, 11:48, archived)

cool thread bro

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 May 2021, 11:54, archived)

Not doing anything this weekend,

( mongychops, Fri 7 May 2021, 12:00, archived)

just like the last 52 weekends,

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 7 May 2021, 12:48, archived)

is your local not open this weekend?
should be perfect pub garden weather Sunday
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 May 2021, 12:50, archived)

Yeah it's open, got 200 idiots booked for tomorrow apparently

( mongychops, Fri 7 May 2021, 12:59, archived)

christ

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 May 2021, 13:06, archived)

no fishing?
Are you into carp fishing?
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 7 May 2021, 16:24, archived)

In work tomorrow and Sunday
Just been to town and got some choons
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 7 May 2021, 12:54, archived)

Someone gave me a cheap, bashed up old squier jazz bass last weekend
it sounds and plays better than my genuine Fender so the old one's going on eBay. It's got a few modifications on it I'll take off (just put a £40 set of strings on the fucker - they're not gonna be part of the sale).
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 7 May 2021, 12:56, archived)

I've bought my kid a Squier Telecaster for her birthday in July, it turned up yesterday
I gave it a quick go and it seems to plays as well as my genuine Fender too. She's going to be chuffed to bits
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 May 2021, 13:08, archived)

PS I had no idea you could even spend £40 on a set of bass strings

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 May 2021, 13:10, archived)

LaBellas can go for a lot more £70+
but they're flat wound so you'll probably replace the neck before the strings.

I thought I'd try out a set of Elixirs, they've got a coating so they stay bright longer and they do have a very nice, slick feel. Much nicer than Rotosounds that feel like curled up nail files. Urgh.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 7 May 2021, 13:18, archived)

I'd really love a tele
as much as I like my guitar the notes all sort of blend, you don't get anywhere near the articulation and clarity you do with a telecaster and they are fucken' solid things.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 7 May 2021, 13:20, archived)

yeah it's the best guitar I've ever owned, by a long shot
I got it for an amazing price via a FOF who worked at a rehearsal studio, some dude was selling all his stuff to go travelling and I think I paid something like £200
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 May 2021, 13:25, archived)

My Fender Jazz is still in storage from when we moved, just before Christmas. :(
Aside from laptops and cars, I think it's the most expensive thing I've ever bought. Oh, and houses, I guess.

Bought it off moohalaa, late of this parish.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 7 May 2021, 14:40, archived)

I've spent fucking thousands on bass guitars
managed to sell them all without losing too much money though. Tell you what, this cheap-ass Squier thing sounds as good as any I've ever had and plays nicer than most. Gonna take the bugger to bits and pimp it tomorrow, see how it likes some high-quality hardware, baby!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 7 May 2021, 15:46, archived)

Cool. The grand total of hardware mods I've made to my bass amounts to screwing in a thumb rest.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 7 May 2021, 15:49, archived)

ware core
made to had up
b
in a thumb rest 1500 at least
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 May 2021, 17:48, archived)

Vg

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 7 May 2021, 18:17, archived)

Fender
a i
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 May 2021, 17:45, archived)

got my first jab this lunchtime, yesssss

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 7 May 2021, 15:26, archived)

which one?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 7 May 2021, 16:26, archived)

Pfizer
is that the one with the microchip? I can't remember
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 7 May 2021, 16:31, archived)

Jayda Fransen just got 46 [forty-six] votes in Glasgow Southside.
I know for a fact there's way more racists than that in Glasgow, and she couldn't even get them to turn out for her.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 7 May 2021, 16:28, archived)

Bit of an own goal, making herself look all brown

(dribble, Fri 7 May 2021, 17:19, archived)

Bloody immigrants, coming up here

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 7 May 2021, 17:24, archived)

...scoring own goals, making themselves look all brown?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 May 2021, 3:02, archived)