My mate two eyed Steve gave me 5 weed jelly Teddy bear sweats . Fella who made them has upped the ante on them apparently. Only need 1 he says. I'll be the judge of that. You alright?

( mongychops, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 20:11, archived)

Well I'll try one, if that's what you mean

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 20:14, archived)

Also, two eyed Steve?
I suspect there's a story there
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 20:27, archived)

if you can have two hats someone else can have two eyes, dontchathink?

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 20:30, archived)

David Bowie eyes

( mongychops, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 20:40, archived)

Oh I see

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 20:42, archived)

I think some girl went oh wow, you've got 2 eyes, laughter , and it's stuck. Great bloke

( mongychops, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 20:45, archived)

alright 'Kim Carnes'

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 8:26, archived)

The dog is being a whiny, attention-seeking dick
I hate all pets.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 20:47, archived)

you should let it use your account here, nobody would notice the difference

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 1 Jul 2021, 20:55, archived)

irony

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 8:25, archived)

If a whiny, attention-seeking dog could speak, we could not understand him.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 2 Jul 2021, 10:45, archived)

I've got a couple of weed sweets given to me by one of the parents at my kid's school, dunno if they're teddy bears though as they squashed them flat to discreetly hand them over inside a book

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 20:59, archived)

Fucking hell
Why don't I know people like this?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 22:08, archived)

because you haven’t left the house in 3 years?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 22:41, archived)

Oh yeah

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 22:58, archived)

Title: The Big Book Of Clandestine Edible Cannabis Handovers

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 23:25, archived)

one is probably all you need if you're more used to smoking, but you're a grown up and the worst that can happen is you get really really high

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 21:07, archived)

one m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 22:10, archived)

That seems pretty irresponsible making drugs into things that children would immediately eat if they found them lying around.
What the fuck is he making them into sweets for anyway, probably a disgusting kiddy drug rapist, best steer clear of them.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 22:22, archived)

Kids today are fucking thick. A box if persil looked like sugar. You didn't have to lock it away so we didn't eat it

( mongychops, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 22:46, archived)

I bet you racked out a few lines of it tho.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 1 Jul 2021, 22:53, archived)

Smashed the icing sugar mate , proper rush. Give your lad some

( mongychops, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 22:59, archived)