shit
I am the boss now :(((
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 11:05, archived)

Did he die?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 11:10, archived)

Yes

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 11:24, archived)

Ach, that's shit, especially after clinging on like he did.
He's singing a duet with Sarah now.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 11:40, archived)

That's a bugger

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 11:53, archived)

Sorry to hear that. I'd thought he might pull through from what you said but cardiology isn't my forte and I should probably just stick to bum-prodding.

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 11:58, archived)

everyone has a special talent, m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 12:03, archived)

neither are anecdotes m8

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 6 Sep 2021, 12:06, archived)

I am sorry
he seemed like a good person and you liked him. Very tough.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 13:46, archived)

:/
this wasn't supposed to happen
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 11:11, archived)

he was a really decent man who was very good to me

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 11:39, archived)

the good really do die young, eh

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 11:54, archived)

alright the sugarcubes

(sticklebrlcks 💅, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 13:58, archived)

£500 payrise and a change in job title!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 6 Sep 2021, 11:11, archived)

dibs on the corpse

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 11:13, archived)

That's very insensitive.
Anyway, McBeef needs it for his 'Weekend at Bernie's" style plan to keep his job.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 11:56, archived)

Maybe based on a true story
www.mentalfloss.com/article/629690/john-barrymore-stolen-corpse-prank-legend
( mongychops, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 12:08, archived)

TIL

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 12:18, archived)

That’s so insensitive I may laugh.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 14:00, archived)

I fucken knew it!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 11:20, archived)

rest in peace, boss man

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 13:00, archived)