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Fuck off, cunt thread

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 2 May 2023, 17:51, archived)
Bit rude

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 2 May 2023, 17:55, archived)
I misspoke.
Might delete the thread now.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 2 May 2023, 18:37, archived)
If it's not already a thing, would be interesting to give an AI a chat account.
Watch it struggle to maintain its bland middle ground while policing everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 2 May 2023, 19:01, archived)
bindun
b3ta.com/search/posts/99703/best

At least, I fucking hope it's not an actual human.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 2 May 2023, 19:23, archived)
Those sentences are like AI-produced images.
A quick glance shows nothing wrong, but if you actually look at it you can see it stitched together out of bits that don't match, and then the joins mashed about in the hope that will disguise it.
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 2 May 2023, 19:38, archived)
"What's dark brown and infested with Rodents? Richard Gere's Arsehole"
british english, random capitalization, it's a human
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 May 2023, 19:45, archived)
The 600 series used perfect grammar and punctuation, we spotted them easy, but these are new.

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 2 May 2023, 19:49, archived)
Damn

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 May 2023, 19:52, archived)
Aliens: The Musical by Midjourney
pbs.twimg.com/media/Fu2w2vZaAAAjHxh?format=jpg&name=large
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 2 May 2023, 19:47, archived)
My favorite race is called the Korinnians

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 May 2023, 19:52, archived)
The longer I look at these, the more problems I notice.
The general public is not quite so fussy, going by the positive reaction it's all had.
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 2 May 2023, 19:53, archived)
It's so new, and it's developing so quickly, that I think there's a general acceptance that it's a flawed work-in-progress.
In particular, I think people who have always wanted to be able to make pictures of their own and can now do so easily are very willing to accept or overlook the current shortcomings.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 May 2023, 20:03, archived)
And the rest is down to the general public not being quite so fussy

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 May 2023, 20:09, archived)
The Tokyo fuck off cunt, officially the Tokyo fuck off cunt Haneda Airport Line, is a straddle-beam, Alweg-type fuck off cunt line in Tokyo, Japan.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 2 May 2023, 17:59, archived)
I have been on that very fuck off cunt line.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 2 May 2023, 18:37, archived)
I've just been asked to DJ in Shoreditch in June, which is nice
But they want old rave records and I've not actually mixed two records together for fucking years, so I might make a complete footpenis of myself.

tl;dr Fuck off, cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 2 May 2023, 18:02, archived)
Get them digitally, use sync button, DONE

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 2 May 2023, 18:09, archived)
fuck no

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 2 May 2023, 18:11, archived)
Fuck off, Nathan Barley

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 2 May 2023, 18:37, archived)
no real names plz

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 2 May 2023, 18:42, archived)

Rmb, yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 2 May 2023, 18:51, archived)
MAJOR BREAKTHROUGH

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 2 May 2023, 18:51, archived)
I'm not the preacherman

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 2 May 2023, 19:36, archived)
What sort of rave records? Ardcore? Bit of acid house?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 2 May 2023, 19:45, archived)
A Trip to Trumpton and Sesame's Treet
Just those two records all night long.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 2 May 2023, 20:40, archived)

"lol"
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 2 May 2023, 21:24, archived)

got this on now
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 2 May 2023, 21:27, archived)

double CD, paid about 3 quid for it
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 2 May 2023, 21:29, archived)
I could go acid/scacid but '90-91 early breakbeat most likely

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 May 2023, 9:34, archived)
Is 'scacid' Scouse acid?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 3 May 2023, 14:44, archived)
MONO'S BROWHOLE

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 2 May 2023, 18:05, archived)
BRO WHOLE

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 May 2023, 18:47, archived)
How do whales bleathe?
/comedy racism
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 2 May 2023, 18:52, archived)
I'll enable and excuse this

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 2 May 2023, 19:58, archived)
Actually quite interesting imo
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yzMUs3badc
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 2 May 2023, 20:10, archived)
unbreathable :(

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 May 2023, 20:08, archived)
Off you toddle, bounder

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 May 2023, 18:50, archived)
Fuck off, Terry-Thomas

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 2 May 2023, 19:59, archived)
Pleasure my toothy gap

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 May 2023, 20:07, archived)
cunt this
*points at crotch*
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 2 May 2023, 19:09, archived)
*cunts*

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 2 May 2023, 19:59, archived)