just watched a report on the arrest of US congressman and world champion fantasist George Santos
the reporter at the courthouse said 'he surrendered himself via the back entrance' not for the first time eh George eh eh eh
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 May 2023, 18:13, archived)

Eh eh

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 May 2023, 18:25, archived)

eh eh eh eh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 May 2023, 18:42, archived)

IBHDTDOB

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 10 May 2023, 18:39, archived)

wot a fackin DOB eh eh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 May 2023, 18:42, archived)

Shame it wasn't 4 months later, 22-11-88 triple double y'all

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 10 May 2023, 18:47, archived)

bit racist
*edit: to clarify: +l
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 10 May 2023, 18:47, archived)

It's pseudoantisemitic, because he's a pretend jew

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 May 2023, 19:30, archived)

We need Corbyn's reaction, for experimental control purposes

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 10 May 2023, 19:47, archived)

settle down Rishi

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 May 2023, 19:52, archived)

Huh uh huh huh
You said down
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 May 2023, 20:37, archived)

Bollocks

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 May 2023, 23:06, archived)

He said he isn't Jewish,
he's Jewish.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 10 May 2023, 20:51, archived)

Jewish Shmooish

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 May 2023, 20:56, archived)

Yes he did, although if I didn't already know that was true I'd probably think you were making an intentionally shit joke

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 May 2023, 23:05, archived)

Doing my upmost, irregardless.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 10 May 2023, 19:14, archived)

supposeably

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 May 2023, 19:31, archived)

Unimpossible

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 May 2023, 20:39, archived)

Hope it's any good!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 May 2023, 23:07, archived)

MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GEORGE SANTOS AND I LOVE IT UP MY BUM-BUM FROM OTHER GEORGE SANTOSES

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 10 May 2023, 19:26, archived)

m+,

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 10 May 2023, 20:59, archived)

I wouldn't grade it that high

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 May 2023, 21:02, archived)

I would very much like to see
Both him and trump fed into a woodchipper and the resulting human slurry forced down Ted cruz's throat
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 10 May 2023, 21:11, archived)

+ Dylan Carlson

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 May 2023, 21:16, archived)

I just saw names on the list that surprised me... 😅👇 You can see your staIkers on here

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 10 May 2023, 21:32, archived)

Oh yeah. Check it out.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 May 2023, 21:34, archived)