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Morning
I got a breadmaker machine yesterday and had breadmakermachinemadebread toast for breakfast. It was fine. I think it'd be better if the yeast wasn't BBF 2021.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 16 May 2023, 8:57, archived)
Wait until you're making sun dried tomato and olive loaves
Then come back and talk to me, fucko
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 16 May 2023, 8:58, archived)
Started with organic wholemeal
it was okay, bit close crumb but nice crust, cooked all the way through. Could probably do with a smidge more salt.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 16 May 2023, 8:59, archived)
It's underestimated in breadmaking, salt
You do have to be quite careful, but a little over the recommendation isn't usually a bad thing.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 16 May 2023, 9:07, archived)
non-sourdough wholemeal will have a close crumb by definition

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 May 2023, 9:44, archived)
thou shalt not forgetteth ye onions and garlic!

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 16 May 2023, 9:38, archived)
Breadmaker, yes

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 16 May 2023, 9:25, archived)
alright background noise

(piss and shit, Tue 16 May 2023, 9:27, archived)
I’m pinching a loaf as I type this

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 16 May 2023, 9:28, archived)
Morning
Bread is one thing that I have never mastered. It's always too doughy.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 16 May 2023, 9:41, archived)
I'm getting reasonably good at it now, after a number of failures
practice (and a decent recipe) really does help

in other news I have a phone interview with the MD of a luxury cookwear supplier & cookery school, I'd really like the job. Just waiting to hear when the call is
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 May 2023, 9:43, archived)
Sounds great
I would love an interview with the makers of Le Creuset cookware, just to see if I could get some freebies. I won't bother trying to make bread again, not worth it, considering how much eating it hurts.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 16 May 2023, 10:13, archived)
we've got an almost full set of Le Creuset stuff which were indeed freebies
sister in law used to be a stylist for wanky New York magazines and as such got a shitload of fancy stuff over the years
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 May 2023, 10:36, archived)
Nice
Saw a lovely looking red Le Creuset casserole dish and cover in a charity shop for £5. I was going to buy it, until I looked inside. Absolutely fucking ruined.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 16 May 2023, 10:54, archived)
You can get them re-enamelled I believe

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 May 2023, 11:53, archived)
Have you tried baking it in an oven?

(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 16 May 2023, 12:12, archived)
you can test the yeast buy adding a couple of teaspoons to a bit of warm water and some sugar
if it foams up after 5-10 mins you're good to go. Tip 2 = keep it in the freezer and it will last pretty much indefinitely

tl;dr morning
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 May 2023, 9:41, archived)
I keep mine in the fridge
There are some hand recipes where I kick off with warm water and yeast.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 16 May 2023, 9:49, archived)
I'm a poolish/biga no knead bread man, cba with feeding sourdough starters
u?
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 May 2023, 9:56, archived)
Knead a poolish, do you?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 16 May 2023, 10:02, archived)
silence

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 May 2023, 10:05, archived)
I can't help but read that in geordie

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 16 May 2023, 10:19, archived)
lol

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 16 May 2023, 10:23, archived)
All I got there was "broken homes".

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 16 May 2023, 10:57, archived)
that was just noise

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 16 May 2023, 12:08, archived)
howay

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 May 2023, 10:35, archived)
alright Martin Österdahl

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 16 May 2023, 9:50, archived)
One for the Eurovision massive there, you're welcome

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 16 May 2023, 9:51, archived)
make sure you use quick yeast suitable for breadmakers

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 16 May 2023, 10:48, archived)
fuck that, scrape it out from the nearest thrushy minge.
For all intents and purposes, it's the same stuff.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 16 May 2023, 11:51, archived)
intensive purposes

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 16 May 2023, 12:05, archived)
porpoises

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 16 May 2023, 13:12, archived)
The best thing since life's spread

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 16 May 2023, 13:53, archived)
Best Be Fore? Seriously? No.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 16 May 2023, 14:22, archived)
worst golfing advice ever

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 16 May 2023, 15:20, archived)