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Off on my travels to the USA
Might edge an eagle
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 19 May 2023, 12:36, archived)
excellent, have fun m8, whereabouts?
now my sister in law has split up with her bellend husband that clears the way for us to go and visit her in NYC, not been there since the 90s
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 19 May 2023, 12:38, archived)
Chicago, just for the week.
Never been, and it’s my first holiday in 4 years so can’t wait!

Never been to NYC but it’s on my list
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 19 May 2023, 12:39, archived)
my father lived in Chicago for a few years, it's fucking brilliant there
especially if you collect records, I got armfuls of blues LPs for $2-3 a pop
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 19 May 2023, 12:43, archived)
A lot of folks have said the same so really looking forward to it
*edit* I do collect LPs but it’s hand luggage only so unfortunately no room for much
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 19 May 2023, 12:45, archived)
Long time I ago I went out with a girl who lived there, so I made several visits.
One thing I noticed is that it smells of steak. Wherever you go, you can smell someone frying steak. It's maddening.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 19 May 2023, 12:56, archived)
that's a nicer smell than East Ham

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 19 May 2023, 13:01, archived)

East fried
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 19 May 2023, 13:07, archived)

fried 50p
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 19 May 2023, 13:08, archived)

Ham 17
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 19 May 2023, 13:12, archived)

steak baked potato
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 19 May 2023, 13:13, archived)
Frying baked potatoes?
Roasted mash.
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 19 May 2023, 13:30, archived)
^ Baked potatos aren't for frying +

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 19 May 2023, 18:00, archived)
Yes, America smells predominantly of charred flesh and synthetic fragrances
and fried food, and awful coffee
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 19 May 2023, 15:38, archived)
Don't bother with LA
fucking crap hole
(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Fri 19 May 2023, 13:55, archived)
Alright, Maynard James Keenan.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 19 May 2023, 14:04, archived)
Yeah, not bad
Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Fri 19 May 2023, 15:09, archived)
I hope you're going to buy an assault rifle and go on a killing spree, it's all the rage these days

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 19 May 2023, 12:38, archived)
It’s item #1 in my itinerary

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 19 May 2023, 12:40, archived)
You know, if you're going to purchase a deadly weapon and a bunch of ammo but you also have a few bits to get for dinner, go to Walmart, you can do both

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 19 May 2023, 15:43, archived)
I'd take care not to push in line though

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 19 May 2023, 15:44, archived)
this again
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhXPzFG6b3M
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 19 May 2023, 15:51, archived)
In Freedom-loving states, kids should open carry in schools, as a defence against external school shooters.
Also it'll bring an end to all bullying, or at least make it very brief.
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 19 May 2023, 16:01, archived)
It takes a good bully with a gun to stop a bad bully with a gun

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 19 May 2023, 19:02, archived)