Left or right?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 20:35, archived)

Boobies or buttocks?
8==========D
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 20:38, archived)

All the way round to I'm facing front again
Or handstand?
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 20:41, archived)

How about no
Go on then, left
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 20:49, archived)

Pence 2024

( $$ ✅, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 20:50, archived)

Might make a "Let's Hang With Pence!" bumper sticker

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 20:55, archived)

"Feeling Pence-ive"

( $$ ✅, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 20:56, archived)

Pence merch: soap on a rope
Permanently-out-of-action figure
String necktie
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 21:23, archived)

There's a noose loose aboot this hoose of representatives

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 10:27, archived)

Stuck in the middle

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 20:52, archived)

Hands on hips, knees in tight

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 20:56, archived)

I never fancied Sandra.
Plastic face.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 22:02, archived)

baked pineapple, shake your tree

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 22:56, archived)

On the subject of cosmetic surgery, Madonna seems to have turned into Genesis P-Orridge

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 23:48, archived)

b3ta.com/search/posts?q=%22a+woman%27s+appearance%22
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 23:48, archived)

She has though. With all the resources at her disposal, she ended up with that.
"Many people chose to only talk about close-up photos of me taken with a long lens camera by a press photographer that would distort anyone’s face!!"
Including whoever's face that is she's wearing.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 0:01, archived)

Sure, here are some photos of Madonna wearing an apron and a human skin mask, and wielding a chainsaw.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 0:44, archived)

Like a face skin, worn for the very first time

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 2:09, archived)

nobody replied to me so i'm flouncing
poo off you big wee face
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 20:56, archived)

Left.
If you are fucking doing this do it. I did the bingo ffs
( mongychops, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 21:17, archived)

Left
I can't get comfy otherwise
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 9:40, archived)