If you were two inches deep in your mum while your dad was 2 inches deep in you, would you push forward 2 inches to escape your dad, or pull back 2 inches to exit your mum?
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 7 Jun 2023, 19:16, archived)

HiHi Keith R Swank, here at Q9 we've conducted an in-depth survey related to your question and have deduced the following:
If our collective dicks were inside our own mother we would prefer to thrust forward into her vagina as opposed to getting a few inches of our father's penis in our anus.

We hope this addressed your query, please feel to reach out (not around, see what we did there) at:

[email protected]
(arseboon dilbaro LIVE Coverage sStream: Semen Khaidenko interview at 21:21 GMT, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 19:23, archived)

Non sequitur and false dichotomy.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 19:24, archived)

Fucking hell mate, get some help.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 7 Jun 2023, 19:34, archived)

Why does simple logic upset you so?
My point is there are several other directions in which one can move while being the lucky Pierre, most of which will result in everything popping out (especially given how shallow both penetrations are in your scenario). It takes a lot more effort to get into your starting position than it takes to get out of it. One could turn or roll in several different directions, or drop, or, depending on how flaccid the penises are, and how slack the orifices are, a simple cough could instantly resolve both problems.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:04, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8373043
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:05, archived)

"lucky Pierre"
very suave
(arseboon dilbaro LIVE Coverage sStream: Semen Khaidenko interview at 21:21 GMT, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:06, archived)

Here's to your luck, Peter

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:08, archived)

How are you so fucking suave?

(arseboon dilbaro LIVE Coverage sStream: Semen Khaidenko interview at 21:21 GMT, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:17, archived)

lucky pierre
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/101378/1686165488/luckypierre.png
(arseboon dilbaro LIVE Coverage sStream: Semen Khaidenko interview at 21:21 GMT, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:19, archived)

LUCK

(arseboon dilbaro LIVE Coverage sStream: Semen Khaidenko interview at 21:21 GMT, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:22, archived)

LUCKY PIERRE SQUARE
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/101378/1686165695/luckypierre.png
(arseboon dilbaro LIVE Coverage sStream: Semen Khaidenko interview at 21:21 GMT, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:22, archived)

I thought I was a Cunt

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:51, archived)

Non sequitur.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 21:08, archived)

you fucking stupid fucking cunt

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 21:55, archived)

Dunno why you're so upset.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 22:04, archived)

because you're insufferable when you enter your manic phase, might 2.0 you for the next couple of months

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 8:30, archived)

LOL this is my manic phase?

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 15:11, archived)

dicks are complex

(arseboon dilbaro LIVE Coverage sStream: Semen Khaidenko interview at 21:21 GMT, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 19:35, archived)

Freud thought so

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 19:44, archived)

But sometimes a penis is just a penis.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:41, archived)

^ envious

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:44, archived)

Hate speech, MODSSS
/ac
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:46, archived)

A non sequitur? In a dekion thread? CALL THE POLICE!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 19:48, archived)

The allegory gets lost amidst the increasingly stupid splatter

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 19:27, archived)

b3ta, you mean

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 7 Jun 2023, 19:35, archived)

all of the splatter will be absorbed by it been a allegory

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 19:42, archived)

I watched a film, I watched a film by Paul [Verhoeven]
And it was alle gory
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 19:49, archived)

I am watching 'The Family'
It's not bad
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 19:58, archived)

-The +Guy -not

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:37, archived)

Always let daddy dominate

( $$ ✅, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:29, archived)

yo, what the fuck is wrong with you

(arseboon dilbaro LIVE Coverage sStream: Semen Khaidenko interview at 21:21 GMT, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:38, archived)

makin you moist

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:40, archived)

is b3ta like s&m shit now, you freaky fucks

(arseboon dilbaro LIVE Coverage sStream: Semen Khaidenko interview at 21:21 GMT, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:42, archived)

No it's just when you're around PIERRE, the sky turns yellow too apparently

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:46, archived)

PIERRE? Isn't that a Canadian name, like Fauci?
I see you changed your name back, if I was taking notes I would note this
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:48, archived)

A:yes

( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:56, archived)

wanna cyber?

( $$ ✅, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:49, archived)

🧙‍♂️

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:53, archived)

'let'? Your domination game is weak.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:38, archived)