b3ta.com talk
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Talk » Message 8372999

Hi, Deke Pilkinson from Q8 here, just wanted to check in and make sure your coupons were operating correctly.
WE ARE LIVE on YouTube and British comedy website b3ta: Please feel free to interact with our live AMA on /board and /talk:
b3ta.com/board/11394877

Please keep discussions related to Q7/Q8.

Danke

Qwelcome:
I GOT THE POISSON, I GOT THE POISSON

A warm applause for Dave Clarke.mp5 (just hold your position)
7:07
Sponsored by STAYCOOL as featured on the set above*

*As +UpBeeFed by CEO of QDirectives - Jurgen RanMangstwer

START
Compiling Respondents..
//engaging_time_engine.rf

Creating list..
Listing..
From Earliest to Latest
Compiling...

__Building_user_interface___-
(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 17:51, archived)
have you been at the wakki bakki m8

(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 18:00, archived)
Hi hi Queef Richard's, that would be against company policy while posting on social media.

(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 18:02, archived)
I notice you haven't actually answered the question
hmmmmm
(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 18:03, archived)
Working for a corporate entity like Q7 I can not confirm or deny the use of narcotics on company time.
Thank You

Ched Wilkinson

[email protected]
(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 18:06, archived)
5p off every litre of unleaded

(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 18:04, archived)
Let me put you in touch with sales.
Please forward any negotiations to:

[email protected]

Danke
(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 18:12, archived)
Are fannies ok to send?

(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 18:12, archived)
Let me check company policy and I'll get back to you.

(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 18:12, archived)

yes
(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 18:13, archived)
What happened to Q5?
Asking for a stranger I just met.
(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 18:14, archived)
Hello atomic, good question, I'll need to forward this to technical support.
How are your japes going?
(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 18:20, archived)
My japes are crashed.

(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:43, archived)
They say it was updated.

(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 18:24, archived)
They always say that.
Don’t you believe it!
(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:44, archived)
What the fuck

(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 18:31, archived)
Hi hi Gary Lineker , well done on the championship.
All of us at Q9 are major fans of your commentary.

Please consider partnering with us:

c.wilkinson/[email protected]
(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 18:35, archived)
The sky and air are bright yellow

(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 18:31, archived)
Hello mofaha, we're all getting a kick out of your username here at Q10HQ, is it a reference to Commando?
Our Ceo Jurgen RanMangstwer loved your recennt abstraction, he upBeefed it on B33f3r
((Link to direct SignaturePost))
34:10
(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 18:36, archived)
Bright yellow!

(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 18:49, archived)

:(
(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 19:03, archived)
Why, Canada? Why?

(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 19:22, archived)
Vince Gilligan take note, the border has moved

(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 18:39, archived)
Coldplay's unwisely rejected, better first draft

(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 19:46, archived)
All the leaves are yellow
and the sky is yellow
(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 19:52, archived)
I went for a walk, cough cough cough cough

(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:35, archived)
Compiling functionality...
START
Compiling Respondents..
(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 18:48, archived)
If we communicate for two minutes only it will be enough

(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 18:52, archived)
Hello Turtle Power, I gotta tell ya, we're also a major fan of the Ninja Turtles and various mutants.
Ninja, Ninja, Raaap
(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 18:55, archived)
Not clicking that, probably SATDERDAY

(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 19:05, archived)
Come ahn, dond bullshit meh.

(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 19:10, archived)
Where do you get all your crazy ideas?

(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 18:49, archived)
hihi brb, please direct all media questions to Pancho Liason our media representative.
Danke
(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 18:56, archived)
I’m afraid I can only go as high as Q6.5

(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 19:03, archived)
Hihi Cheers, please forward any negotiations to:
q.6.5@r

Sorry for the transgression.

Danke
(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 19:12, archived)

If you were two inches deep in your mum while your dad was 2 inches deep in you, would you push forward 2 inches to escape your dad, or pull back 2 inches to exit your mum?
(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 19:16, archived)
HiHi Keith R Swank, here at Q9 we've conducted an in-depth survey related to your question and have deduced the following:
If our collective dicks were inside our own mother we would prefer to thrust forward into her vagina as opposed to getting a few inches of our father's penis in our anus.

We hope this addressed your query, please feel to reach out (not around, see what we did there) at:

[email protected]
(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 19:23, archived)
Non sequitur and false dichotomy.

(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 19:24, archived)
Fucking hell mate, get some help.

(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 19:34, archived)
Why does simple logic upset you so?
My point is there are several other directions in which one can move while being the lucky Pierre, most of which will result in everything popping out (especially given how shallow both penetrations are in your scenario). It takes a lot more effort to get into your starting position than it takes to get out of it. One could turn or roll in several different directions, or drop, or, depending on how flaccid the penises are, and how slack the orifices are, a simple cough could instantly resolve both problems.
(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:04, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8373043
(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:05, archived)
"lucky Pierre"
very suave
(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:06, archived)
Here's to your luck, Peter

(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:08, archived)
How are you so fucking suave?

(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:17, archived)
lucky pierre
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/101378/1686165488/luckypierre.png
(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:19, archived)
LUCK

(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:22, archived)
LUCKY PIERRE SQUARE
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/101378/1686165695/luckypierre.png
(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:22, archived)
I thought I was a Cunt

(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:51, archived)
Non sequitur.

(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 21:08, archived)
you fucking stupid fucking cunt

(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 21:55, archived)
Dunno why you're so upset.

(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 22:04, archived)
because you're insufferable when you enter your manic phase, might 2.0 you for the next couple of months

(, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 8:30, archived)
LOL this is my manic phase?

(, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 15:11, archived)
dicks are complex

(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 19:35, archived)
Freud thought so

(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 19:44, archived)
But sometimes a penis is just a penis.

(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:41, archived)
^ envious

(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:44, archived)
Hate speech, MODSSS
/ac
(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:46, archived)
A non sequitur? In a dekion thread? CALL THE POLICE!

(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 19:48, archived)
The allegory gets lost amidst the increasingly stupid splatter

(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 19:27, archived)
b3ta, you mean

(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 19:35, archived)
all of the splatter will be absorbed by it been a allegory

(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 19:42, archived)
I watched a film, I watched a film by Paul [Verhoeven]
And it was alle gory
(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 19:49, archived)
I am watching 'The Family'
It's not bad
(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 19:58, archived)
-The +Guy -not

(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:37, archived)
Always let daddy dominate

(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:29, archived)
yo, what the fuck is wrong with you

(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:38, archived)
makin you moist

(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:40, archived)
is b3ta like s&m shit now, you freaky fucks

(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:42, archived)
No it's just when you're around PIERRE, the sky turns yellow too apparently

(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:46, archived)
PIERRE? Isn't that a Canadian name, like Fauci?
I see you changed your name back, if I was taking notes I would note this
(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:48, archived)
A:yes

(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:56, archived)
wanna cyber?

(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:49, archived)
πŸ§™‍♂️

(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:53, archived)
'let'? Your domination game is weak.

(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:38, archived)
What in the name of Satan's unholy portion are you blathering on about?

(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 21:09, archived)
^President of Wakistan
/ac
(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 21:13, archived)
Alright dear

(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 21:44, archived)
I'm not clicking on any of those blue links btw, soz

(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 21:50, archived)