fucking hell it's sweltering here despite a torrential downpour earlier
haha, the weather, that's interesting isn't it.

might watch some 'reaction videos' on 'You are the tube' to really amp up the excitement. I watched one by mistake earlier, and some bellend was letting the 'guys' know that Mix Master Mike, multiple championship title winning DJ and in most folks' lists of best ever DJs in hip hop history is 'really good', he doesn't know who he is but he thinks he should definitely check out some more of his stuff. Thanks m8, next time, Caravaggio. 'This guy is quite good at painting guys, he's one to watch!'.

Might rub my own shit in my face - at a rhyme-appropriate time though of course.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 17:35, archived)

opening wine, at 5:39

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 17:39, archived)

sounds fine to me
at 19.59 CET
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 18:59, archived)

He's no David Guetta that's for sure

( $$ ✅, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 17:50, archived)

I like his work with the Jive Bunnie's

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 17:54, archived)

Which now sounds really racist

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 17:55, archived)

Les Hemstock is a good personal friend of mine

( $$ ✅, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 17:56, archived)

You mean the Flog It! composer (additional music)? Please tell him my mum liked that show.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 18:20, archived)

I'm flogging it as I type this

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 18:28, archived)

You have to finish before the additional music does
#flogitchallenge
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 18:45, archived)

I mean who is?
Apart from David Guetta, obv
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 17:59, archived)

Leonardo D'Avicii
Talented DJ AND painter
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 21:25, archived)

Or Mix Master Magic Michelangelo Myers
Talented DJ AND stripper AND painter AND serial killer
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 21:39, archived)

AND Austin Powers

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 8:33, archived)

American reacts to British money
Tyler Rumple
54K views - 3 months ago
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 18:03, archived)

fucking hell
that's beyond shit. I hate everyone involved
( $$ ✅, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 18:07, archived)

b3ta, you mean

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 18:09, archived)

Actual lol

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 18:11, archived)

Hello Insiders!
This week we talk about why YOUR channel needs React videos, and how adding your stupid gurning face onto every thumbnail will generate those all important clicks.
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 18:11, archived)

I fear for humanity

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 18:16, archived)

You should
We are beyond screwed
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 19:48, archived)

every refresh brings up another slew of them
I've algorithmed my self into hell I fear
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 18:18, archived)

I hear that. I've poisoned my spotify recommendations by occasionally searching for the worst music I can think of
When we first got separate accounts my wife and I each made playlists of the worst songs we knew to play to each other, so that really messed it up from the beginning.
Both our lists featured Tony Orlando and Dawn. Mine had that fucking Telephone Man song, so I won, but at great personal cost.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 19:02, archived)

Bring Me Edelweiss
speaking of the klf
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 19:14, archived)

No rain here in the sun-drenched North™️

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 18:10, archived)

It's fucking scorching innit bruv

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 18:16, archived)

Watch that, who killed the klf , I enjoyed

( mongychops, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 18:16, archived)

will do, ta
my brother has lent me Bill Drummond's autobiography which he tells me is excellent, but I'm not in a reading phase at the mo so I've not picked it up yet
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 18:20, archived)

£3.49 on YouTube, I'm in

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 18:21, archived)

Fuck me can you not stream it, was on sky arts

( mongychops, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 18:22, archived)

too late, I've committed my £3.49

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 18:29, archived)

I enjoyed it, and it has the wizard Alan Moore in it

( mongychops, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 18:31, archived)

Lovely chap I met him years back at a book signing
He was off it totally either acid or mushrooms
God only knows how he stood there reading out
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 18:39, archived)

He's probably bang on the mbome now

( mongychops, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 20:10, archived)

Francis Duclair Mbome Mbome, so good they named him twice

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 20:48, archived)

Some kid near my old house took mbone with his mate, went mad, killed his mate then tried to cut his own throat.
True story.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 20:56, archived)

Then they all stared at the sun and went blind. Then they jumped off a building because they thought they could fly.
And they give this stuff to children, in playgrounds, on little stickers, with pictures of Spongebob Sparepants on them
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 21:40, archived)

Nah, this actually happened

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 21:47, archived)

www.yorkpress.co.uk/news/ryedale/14030610.jailed-drugged-up-killer-sam-donley-stabbed-best-friend-liam-miller-32-times-family-tell-of-heartache-second-victim-says-i-forgive-him/
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 21:53, archived)

Lol, how much did those pair of twats take

( mongychops, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 22:11, archived)

The first reports of the synthetic drug 25i-NBOMe were in 2003. It causes paranoia, violence, agitation, seizures and hallucinogens

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 22:28, archived)

b3ta you mean

( mongychops, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 22:35, archived)