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hello my lovelies
i'm just checking that you're all having a great day and that you are all happy and gay.

if anything isn't going perfectly please write to me including diagrams where possible and i will do everything i can to help.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 17:33, archived)
How nice xxxx

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 17:44, archived)

Which indoor plants produce the most oxygen?
Top 5 Highest Oxygen-Producing Indoor Plants
Areca Palms. Apart from being a wonderful humidifier, the Areca palm also generates more oxygen than other indoor plants. ...
Spider Plant. The Spider plant is one of the simplest indoor plants to grow. ...
Snake Plant. ...
Money Plant. ...
Gerbera Daisy.
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 18:02, archived)
"Why is your sub full of plants?"
"Just in case we get lost, don't worry about it"
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 18:05, archived)
Highlighted by NASA, the Money Plant has effective air-purifying qualities that can remove chemicals and other air pollutants with ease.
And similar to the snake plant, the money plant also produces oxygen even at night, thus making it one of the best plants to keep inside. Moreover, the Money plant also emits positive energies which can help enhance your lifestyle from a spiritual perspective.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 18:16, archived)
Sounds great, sign up my chakras!

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 18:40, archived)
So this is the magic money tree I keep hearing about

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 18:50, archived)
Sadly, those positive energies stink of death and decay, and are unbearable to be around.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 19:02, archived)
If it doesn't grow money then I'm not interested.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 21 Jun 2023, 19:10, archived)
They are a cool plant, and drop kids constantly, hence money plant I suppose, not had one for ages, off to tor2door

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 19:11, archived)
MY FRIEND CALLS MY HOUSE 'tHE jUNGLE'
cpslk fail i'm not typing it again
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 20:06, archived)
But house and jungle sound totally different.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 21 Jun 2023, 20:47, archived)
Perhaps if you type it that special way

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 4:55, archived)
All music tastes the same.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 8:04, archived)
WRONG
The indoor plant that produces the most oxygen is the vacuum pressure swing adsorption oxygen generator plant.

You can buy one here from Linde Engineering: www.linde-engineering.com/en/process-plants/adsorption-and-membrane-plants/oxygen-generation/index.html
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 23:10, archived)
Shill

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 4:56, archived)
show me your poo hole

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 18:16, archived)
Robocop club music

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 18:41, archived)

Let's talk
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 18:43, archived)
he'

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 21 Jun 2023, 19:10, archived)
🕳️

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 18:50, archived)
why is it always in the last place you look?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 19:03, archived)
because you don't crawl up your own arse unless you intend to die urself

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 20:07, archived)
Because you stop looking after you find it, you fuckwit

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 22:26, archived)
Wrong! I kept looking for while after I found it. I mean, I’m not an idiot.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 4:52, archived)
Well I'm not unhappy

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 21:19, archived)
No I am fucked off. One of my stupid GP partners has decided to close the entire surgery for the whole of tomorrow afternoon to promote 'Green Week'
I'm paying for all of my staff to go and have a picnic and make pottery while I try and cover 15000 patients on my own on my fucking mobile.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 23:15, archived)
Tell them all that they've got aids

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 23:18, archived)