Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 17:56, archived)

Whoa!
Too original for this site 🙄
(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 18:03, archived)

Hot and sweaty +

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 18:12, archived)

no thanks, I've just had steak

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 18:12, archived)

Mine are lovely and smooth thanks for asking.
Cunt.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 18:28, archived)

Just polished mine with Brasso

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 18:42, archived)

Shouldn’t you be in hiding somewhere?

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 19:01, archived)

I've got two, any more seems overkill

( mongychops, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 18:32, archived)

Ovaries, anyone?

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 18:34, archived)

They are playing Glastonbury I think

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 18:43, archived)

I prefer their first albumen.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 22:06, archived)

Get ovary yourself
no eggs puns ok, let's keep this as an isolated incident please.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 18:46, archived)

No egg puns. Period.

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 18:56, archived)

Exactly

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 19:05, archived)

So we’re in eggreememt then

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 19:16, archived)

Cracking!

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 19:23, archived)

Your beeter career is ova.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 19:52, archived)

mr. lova lova

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 20:04, archived)

I have them
0/10, would not recommend
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 21:00, archived)

Cigarettes with E in

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 20:05, archived)

As opposed to
- cigartts
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 21:41, archived)

+i

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 21:42, archived)

Christ
Are you cunts still here?
( new_matt, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 20:48, archived)

this place has been dead on its arse since you've been gone

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 20:50, archived)

Rainbowzzzzzzz

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 21:13, archived)

Up above the pricks and wankers

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 21:28, archived)

Sadly, yes

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 21:01, archived)

The villagers start to file out of the church, bemused by the new vicar's six word sermon.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 21:08, archived)

bemused
enlightened
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 21:51, archived)

There was a five minute pause between words one and two.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 21:54, archived)

Fuck, who told him how to find us?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 21:13, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 22:58, archived)