Don't Go Breaking My Gunt
Hi, I mean
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 17:50, archived)

I'm wearing a guntlet as I type this

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 18:29, archived)

POIDH

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 18:51, archived)

Alright Queef
Is it just me or does Kiki Dee give off awkward/uncomfortable vibes in that video?
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 18:52, archived)

In other news,
I've singed my beard trying to light a miniature cigar with a match in the wind.
Let my foolishness be a lesson to you all
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 18:53, archived)

Not a problem for me as I am a woman, I may have mentioned it before.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 19:04, archived)

Disappointed
I always thought you were a turtle
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 19:14, archived)

Yeah I'm the fifth one from the little-known shit TV series "Ninja Turtles: The Next Mutation".

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 19:20, archived)

www.instagram.com/reel/ClKQvSzALBy
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 19:33, archived)

Alright JJ
/ac
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 19:35, archived)

s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/65702/1685613831/squirreltits.jpg
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 19:51, archived)

Whatever happened to Jolly Jack?

(Smug Bastard LOL, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 0:23, archived)

On the half shell, they're the heroes five, in this day and age who could ask for mive

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 19:34, archived)

Have you seen the graffiti that someone did of the artists in turtle colour masks. Very impressed

( mongychops, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 21:27, archived)

?

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 23:00, archived)

This is sexist

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 20:35, archived)

ist
+y
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 20:42, archived)

It can be both, ok?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 22:16, archived)

It's just you, soz

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 20:40, archived)

: (

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 20:43, archived)

Kiki Eee was waiting in the wings

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 22:19, archived)

Ever been part of a conference call so bad that you threw yourself into a river just to get away from it?

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 18:54, archived)

Fire up "Inkspace" and show us exciting and dangerous ways to get out of mindless corporate box ticking.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 19:02, archived)

Looks like somebody's got a case of the Mondays

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 19:02, archived)

It's just another manic Guntsmeg

( MiseryCunt, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 22:45, archived)

You know what they say, you can't ever be part of a conference call so bad that you throw yourself into the same river twice

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 20:33, archived)

Please don't do this
I did this and got stuck against the river bank and then two otters proceeded to rape me.
( $$ ✅, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 20:55, archived)

You wait till the beavers get involved

( mongychops, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 21:28, archived)

dam

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 22:16, archived)

Aw hell gnaw

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 23:00, archived)

I'm in the Juicer. Rewarding myself for a couple of hours of doing my kate bush work out.
I run up a hill.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 21:57, archived)

Which one?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 22:17, archived)

Leckhampton
As hills go it's not the biggest
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 23:15, archived)

Sorry, the correct answer is "that" hill

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 0:49, archived)

I went to cubs up Leckhampton Hill
You couldn't make it up
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 8:39, archived)

-to +after

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 19:38, archived)

Conservatives have raged against Brooks after he announced that his Nashville bar would serve Bud Light beer and for encouraging his customers to show tolerance.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 22:17, archived)

50p Hambriston

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 23:04, archived)

$5 Leckhampton

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 0:52, archived)