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Busy day here, bollocks yeah? Hope you cunts have fucking good day.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 10:27, archived)
Overtime all week again
So I'm enjoying the time out of work on my own as much as possible
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 10:30, archived)
Enjoy!

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 11:03, archived)
Go fuck yourself

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 28 Jun 2023, 10:52, archived)
Shove a carrot up your butthole

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 11:02, archived)
Alright, Al Jourgenson on tour with Metallica

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 28 Jun 2023, 11:15, archived)
Rectum?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 11:25, archived)
I ruined 'em

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 28 Jun 2023, 12:51, archived)

Enter the mans can.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 14:00, archived)
Right up the sphinctour.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 28 Jun 2023, 14:12, archived)
With Rimpathy

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 28 Jun 2023, 14:26, archived)
Jesus built my hotrod iykwim

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 14:48, archived)
1,000 Homo BJ's

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 28 Jun 2023, 15:20, archived)
Sitting on the root veg,

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 12:58, archived)
Right up?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 14:40, archived)
And round the bend.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 28 Jun 2023, 15:27, archived)
I'll have to find a new home for the cabbages

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 16:44, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 11:15, archived)
Cheers

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 28 Jun 2023, 11:19, archived)
Bumsex, please!

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 11:25, archived)
Testicles 2U

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 11:25, archived)
Might open a high street store called that

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 11:25, archived)
Ballgreens

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 11:31, archived)
Blue balls

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 11:58, archived)
Ballmart

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 12:04, archived)
TK Saxx

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 12:06, archived)
Don't be ridiculous, that's clearly a Testicle home delivery service.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 12:59, archived)
No it's not, there's a vas deferens

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 13:37, archived)

*golf clap
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 14:01, archived)
oh no

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 14:41, archived)
Fucken oath m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 12:46, archived)
I'm divorced from reality
so every day is great!
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 13:33, archived)
only way to be m8

(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 14:19, archived)
Who are you with now?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 14:50, archived)
just hanging out with Yevgeny Prigozhin
nothing sexual, purely military
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 16:22, archived)
-out

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 16:45, archived)
-with
+of
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 17:03, archived)
Fuck off spunk stain

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 13:40, archived)
FUCK OFF RETARD

(sticklebricks, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 13:45, archived)
Fuck off you retard

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 13:54, archived)
Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 28 Jun 2023, 14:14, archived)
Someone on /chat hasn't killed himself yet, is it ok to ask why not?
🥷🏻
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 14:43, archived)
Elon Musk's new hardcore mode for Twitter employees is somewhat demanding

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 14:47, archived)
Please stop wishing death on people

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 15:02, archived)
It is rather tasteless.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 15:34, archived)

 
(Runcorn shitty limits, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 15:44, archived)
They're only words :)

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 16:47, archived)
Might panic buy bottled water

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 16:04, archived)
I recommend investing in a bucket of powdered peanut butter which can later be used as a makeshift latrine

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 16:50, archived)
Most telling thing about the covid panic-buying was that the shelves were still full of £5 a pack bog roll

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 28 Jun 2023, 17:20, archived)