i'm in a hotel. i'm working away in that there lahndan
the aircon is so good i had to turn it off halfway through last night as i was literally (hitler) dying of being cooled to death. i hate london. just sayin.
( MiseryCunt, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 17:46, archived)

Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 28 Jun 2023, 17:59, archived)

I am also not fond of our capital city

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 18:04, archived)

Fuck off then fat poof

( mongychops, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 18:09, archived)

YEAH

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 19:16, archived)

Have you drank the whole mini bar yet?

(Planearm, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 19:46, archived)

George and Andrew remained friends until his death in 2016, although they maintained a fierce rivalry over Scrabble.
"Did either of us play the word 'Wham?'. I don't think we ever had the letters, but we'd have tried! If you put W on a ham, that's a good score."
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 20:54, archived)

50p Wham

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 21:09, archived)

11/10

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 21:25, archived)

40p Wham bar
www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/273659661

WHAM not included, reviewer disappointed
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 21:42, archived)

Dennis and knasher

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 28 Jun 2023, 23:34, archived)

Twitter rips into Jeremy Corbyn’s ‘pretentious’ poetry – except it’s actually by Shelley
The former Labour leader posted the famous ‘Rise like lions’ verse to promote his poetry anthology –
but Twitter users thought it was his own, and weren’t impressed.

“Rise like Lions after slumber
In unvanquishable number-
Shake your chains to earth like dew
Which in sleep had fallen on you
Ye are many – they are Jew.”
.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 1:10, archived)

L Z +ist
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 10:26, archived)

You can just turn it down, it's fine.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 1:12, archived)

too much effort

( MiseryCunt, Thu 29 Jun 2023, 9:39, archived)