working Sunday
off today and 2moz so today's my Saturday, I've spent it preparing a Punjabi feast for tonight's dinner: burra kebabs, seekh kebabs, palak paneer, tadka dal, pilau rice, mint yoghurt sauce.

quiet one tomorrow, prolly bumhole a bullfinch
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 15:29, archived)

got any bhang lassi to quench your thirst?

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 15:42, archived)

no but I do have some excellent Nepalese hash

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 16:04, archived)

When you say preparing, am I to assume you mean actually cooking?
Because if you do, we need to talk.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 15:56, archived)

First up, your dal recipe is of interest
Second, when you say pilau....
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 15:57, archived)

Don't get the food ponce started m8

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 16:03, archived)

tadka dal is of my specialties

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 16:15, archived)

Fuck of spastic

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 16:22, archived)

👍🏻

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 16:23, archived)

podka dots

(piss and shit, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 18:38, archived)

+i

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 18:41, archived)

shoulda known better

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 21:24, archived)

I mean preparing, the cooking will happen later
The chops have a 2-stage marinate process and the seekhs are shaped and firming up in the fridge. Whether I can be arsed to cook them over charcoal very much depends on how many pints I have beforehand. Tbf I have cooked the dal and made the sauce for the paneer, but won't stir the cheese in until the last minute to maintain crispiness.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 16:04, archived)

CHARCOAL

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 16:23, archived)

youtube.com/watch?v=Ul72F0YaAcU&feature=share9
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 18:24, archived)

*BRB KLAXON*

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 18:24, archived)

They'd get sued for saying white snake though

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 18:30, archived)

These days etc

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 20:48, archived)

I hope you're going to call it all "foreign muck" to keep brb happy.
When I say happy, I mean his usual baseline.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 17:55, archived)