Hi wanker's, Queef here with an afternoon threadBack in 'the UK' now, bit of a shame but I missed eating nothing spicy for a week so it's not all bad news. Hows it going? Actually, don't tell me.
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 12:17,
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www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/comments/nlpsjd/there_was_no_chocolate_centre_in_my_feast_ice/
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 12:37,
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Wonder why they never did a white chocolate version(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 12:39,
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Because white chocolate is vile and smells like baby sick (
Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 12:42,
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Yes, but some people still like eating loads of itBaby sick, I mean
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 12:43,
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Yes, massive headwrongs (
Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 12:48,
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bitches be lovin' a good FEASTING(
Woodkovsky βΉοΈβπ»βπ½βπ£βπ©βπ§»βπ, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 13:35,
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it's disappointing what you've done here(
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I thought you had a bit of spunk Huw(
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(Μβ‘β)Κ, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 13:27,
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You know, I kept hearing that and I didn't believe it(
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(Μβ‘β)Κ, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 13:32,
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a 25 year quest to ID an 80s hip hop record has finally come to an end, not only that but I've just bought it for £6I am fucking delighted
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 13:45,
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it's all great but the magic really starts at 3:47www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0Q_UyGjK9g&t=227s&ab_channel=Dr.Jeckyll%26Mr.Hyde-Topic
Cold Crush Brothers rhyme over the beat on a 1984 Arena documentary on hip hop and I've always wondered what it was
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 13:47,
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the sad thing, Queef, is that literally no-one other than you gives even the tiniest shit(
Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 13:48,
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what are you on about now?(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 15:44,
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Don't; let's leave it there eh?(
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(Μβ‘β)Κ, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 16:01,
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the important thing is that *I* know what I'm on about now(
Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 16:36,
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Fresh and/or Fly, I can imagine one or more young urban gentlemen talking over the top of it(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 14:13,
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Rugged urban outdoorsmen, you mean(
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(Μβ‘β)Κ, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 16:03,
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Just FEASTED on some leftover risotto from last night.It featured several species of wild mushrooms and meat from the chicken I roasted on Sunday. It was, if I may say so, 'well nom', as the kool kids say.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 26 Jul 2023, 13:30,
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Have chips with that?(
Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 13:32,
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+ hardon (
Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 15:03,
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Here's an ascii art attempt at Björk:
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What do you think, Johnny Nomates? I tried to capture her unique hairstyle and facial features with simple ascii characters.
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(Μβ‘β)Κ, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 16:08,
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Unequal diameter candles burn at different speeds(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 16:15,
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And I feel such love and gratitude! Here are coming the aliens!We're doing Bjork lyrics, right?
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I can't find a decent copy of the picture online now, they've all been resized and/or cropped(, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 14:18, archived)
Have all your old posts been deleted? I'm struggling to find anything(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 14:21,
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My account was nuked in the wake of Bantongate.I'm sure I could ask to have it reinstated, but what's the point? All the pictures went down with b3tards anyway.
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No no no, put that fire back in your belly and get FEASTING(
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(Μβ‘β)Κ, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 16:50,
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What if /board was delicious once cooked? Fire up the grill(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 16:56,
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if it was veg it would be mushy and covered in soft white mold, if it was meat it would be green-tinged and slimy (
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My little nephew has been to a couple of underground raves now, think it's his Saturday thing (
mongychops, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 14:39,
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was hoping for an update along these lines, good to see the torch being passed (
Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 14:58,
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has he got hold of any decent drugs yet(
Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 15:19,
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Fucking hellyoung people are just wrong.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 15:44,
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i love a good ket binge, me(
MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 17:47,
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Tell him the 37% Ghost Train Haze is done, it was good but not fantastic, there are lots of strains with lower numbers but higher potency(
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(Μβ‘β)Κ, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 17:02,
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fuck you, richard's. fuck you.(
MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 17:46,
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David Grusch says he knows of βmultiple colleaguesβ who were physically injured by UAP activity and by people within the US federal government. Asked to go into detail, Grusch says he βcanβt get into the specificsβ.
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