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What's the best sort of weapon to have about one's person when arriving in London?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 14:40, archived)
having Jesus in your heart is the only weapon you'll ever need.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 14:46, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 15:08, archived)
That'd be fatal

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 15:09, archived)
not if he's very very small

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 15:48, archived)
I think he's dead

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 16:12, archived)
even a very tiny heart-Jesus can turn into a problem if it dies and rots in situ, seek spiritual guidance or a competent cleaner

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 16:16, archived)
mr horrible has a dead heart-jesus , what do?
It's not entirely clear what you're asking, but it seems like you might be referring to a fictional character named "Mr. Horrible" who has a "dead heart."
If you're talking about a real-life medical condition where someone has a "dead heart," it's essential to seek immediate medical attention.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 16:19, archived)
brain-dead is better than heart-dead

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 22:44, archived)
I'd think either way, ChatGPT's assertion that it's essential to seek immediate medical attention would still be a part of the conversation

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 3:13, archived)
An arseboon dilbaro

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 14:50, archived)
Good point

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 15:03, archived)
A MASSIVE FUCKING ROD ON!

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 14:53, archived)
Your arse

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 15:09, archived)
My bread ain’t buttered that way my man!

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 15:17, archived)
Are you sure?
:)
(Bou-, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 15:33, archived)
Yeah it is, you dated a bloke called Ben, you big gayer

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 16:17, archived)
He was a sweetie

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 17:00, archived)
Died of a broken kick

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 17:04, archived)
Why would you need a weapon?

(Bou-, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 14:56, archived)
FOR FUCKS SAKE.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 15:02, archived)
Yes yes you're starting to annoy me
Bou is coming out
(Bou-, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 15:35, archived)
Kray twins innit

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 15:09, archived)
1967
Is London crime ridden now.

I was there in 2015 and there was a protest going on about pedophilia in high ranking members of the royal family and in government. It was outside no 10. I got a bit of a fright.
(Bou-, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 15:28, archived)
There was actually only one but he could move really fast

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 16:32, archived)
I thought there were three, right, one as a spare like the Queen

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 16:54, archived)
Like the three ronnies

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 19:42, archived)
Personality, son

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 15:00, archived)

, son horse
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 15:03, archived)
Horses have many unique personality traits, but main traits are typically categorized as social, aloof, challenging, and fearful

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 15:04, archived)
I've lost mine

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 15:09, archived)
London innit, take some other cunt's

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 15:46, archived)
Not sure about this

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 16:13, archived)
is it the apostrophe?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 16:14, archived)
Fiver a pint in there now

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 16:27, archived)
Get a litre, solved

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 19:43, archived)
Flick knife
And a bottle of pepper spray
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 15:08, archived)
Good calls

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 15:10, archived)
Bùm out and willy out

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 15:32, archived)
Shit yourself, then nobody will come near you

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 16:16, archived)
Corprophiliacs would follow me like the pied shitpiper

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 16:27, archived)
A full wallet, fucking expensive round here now

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 17:08, archived)
Aloofness and an impenetrable bubble of entitlement.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 17:08, archived)
alright "a mirror"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 21:19, archived)
alright "a reflection"

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 13:54, archived)
a reliable pen

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 19:09, archived)
+is

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 6 Sep 2023, 19:18, archived)
never change

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 22:11, archived)
+ these days is hard to find

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 22:41, archived)