Just dropped half an pill in the spoons, Friday innit

( mongychops, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 11:57, archived)

top fridaying right here
off to work in a minute, not quite as much fun as your day but I do enjoy it
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 12:05, archived)

Can't really feel it yet, might do the other 4 , lol

( mongychops, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 12:12, archived)

kinell

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 12:21, archived)

Well it was 5 for 40, or 10 for 70, and my mate wanted 5, I can't resist a discount

( mongychops, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 12:27, archived)

Any chance of popping some in the post mate?
I used to get 100 for £100 and then sell them a fiver a piece. Was fucking easy money.

Going home with pockets full of slummy at the end of the night wasn’t fun though.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 15:02, archived)

I'm amazed you're not homeless by now, like that other failure that's come crawling back..

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 15:48, archived)

didn't realise your internet detox was over mate, how's tricks?

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 16:14, archived)

Cretin

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 16:29, archived)

Failure is a very subjective thing really, you're as funny as a facial tumor, that's a failure in my personal view, ymmv

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 16:56, archived)

You're right! If the tumor was on YOUR face, it'd be hilarious, and an improvement.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 17:48, archived)

Classic 'i no u r but wat am i'!

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 18:14, archived)

I should have thought of that I suppose

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 20:19, archived)

wait that doesn't make any sense, you're an idiot

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 23:17, archived)

We don't shoot our wounded

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 17:04, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8384200
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 17:07, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8383937
( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 17:09, archived)

Put 'em out of their misery, it's only right.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 17:47, archived)

Your Mum?

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 15 Sep 2023, 17:52, archived)

Winrar

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 18:26, archived)

Damn, I hope you find it. Those patterned carpets can be a nightmare.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 15 Sep 2023, 13:40, archived)

not that one leading into Central B'eef?
Forgotten the name already. The Jock Strap? A Hole in Two? Something mucky.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 15 Sep 2023, 17:39, archived)

Wrong un. Nah that's closing soon

( mongychops, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 23:30, archived)