I love teaching English
But the parents do my head in.

They help their kids with the placement test and then when the kid doesn't understand the lesson they blame me.

Edit: please don't say bollocks, fuck off, wanksmell, smegg or anything like that, I'm not in the mood for it.


What job do you do and tell me something shit about it.
(Bou-, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 18:10, archived)

🏀🏀, 🍆 ➡️, 💦👃,🪱♏️🥚

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 18:33, archived)

Surely 🍆🧀 would have been better for that last one?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 18 Sep 2023, 19:17, archived)

Yes

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 19:27, archived)

At least this is original

(Bou-, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 19:59, archived)

bollocks, fuck off, wanksmell, smegg

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 18:35, archived)

You would say that

(Bou-, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 20:01, archived)

Steady on

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 20:48, archived)

who the fuck is this cunt?

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 20:53, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 20:55, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8384418
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 21:10, archived)

I'm a comedian and wellness guru.
The shittest thing about my job is being accused of being a rapey nonce in a co-ordinated attack by the mainstream media because I tell people THE TRUTH
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 18:40, archived)

'it's a societal dichotomy Jeremeyyyyy'
*rapes*
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 18:51, archived)

People also ask
What does it mean if someone is verbose?
verbose \ver-BOHSS\ adjective. 1 : containing more words than necessary : wordy; also : impaired by wordiness. 2 : given to wordiness.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 18:52, archived)

JEREMEYYYYY

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 18:52, archived)

Russell Brand finally stepped on the wrong toes

(Bou-, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 19:49, archived)

no they said he raped them

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 20:17, archived)

With his toes

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 20:49, archived)

Hi I'm Andrew Tate and I feel bad for you bro

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 20:11, archived)

Can I say Hitler?

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 18:43, archived)

anything like that

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 18:47, archived)

bollocks, fuck off, wanksmell, smegg
dmedff, meh, arseboon dilbaroo prick wanker
pudi pudi pudi pudi pudi
(piss and shit, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 18:52, archived)

scott,

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 18:53, archived)

meh,

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 19:29, archived)

b3ta

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 19:34, archived)

anal

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 19:43, archived)

You would say that

(Bou-, Tue 19 Sep 2023, 11:24, archived)

What if my job involves bollocks, fucking off, wanksmell, smegma and everything like that?

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 19:13, archived)

What if wanksmell and smeg were merely two facets of the same underlying phenomenon?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 18 Sep 2023, 19:19, archived)

Is this board for male prostitutes?

(Bou-, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 19:50, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8384422
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 19:52, archived)

Not exclusively.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 19:56, archived)

your view of gender is clearly very simplistic

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 20:13, archived)

Fucking hell, Bou, now you've upset mofaha with your cisgendered bigotry.
I can see why you were banned. Fucking hell.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 21:45, archived)

I'm okay with that

(Bou-, Tue 19 Sep 2023, 11:25, archived)

Cleaner
It's all shit
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 20:18, archived)

I wanted that job but I have to speak Italian

(Bou-, Tue 19 Sep 2023, 11:26, archived)

GP. I have to do lots of prostate exams and often when I pull my finger out it comes out with a bit of poo on it.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 23:29, archived)

wear a glove
hth
(piss and shit, Tue 19 Sep 2023, 6:51, archived)