Morning pricks

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 6:56, archived)

Morning spanner Friday yeah

( broadsword, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 7:05, archived)

FRIDAY FUCKLIFT

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 8:10, archived)

morning flyboi

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 7:23, archived)

Alright cuntboi.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 8:10, archived)

You fucking stupid fucking cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 7:52, archived)

Standard. Bastard. Xxx

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 8:11, archived)

My sister in law has gone out mango scrumping
it's the season in Brazil. Lovely to know that traditions are the same all over the world, just with a local twist.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 8:15, archived)

I'm scrumping my mangos as I type this

( broadsword, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 8:44, archived)

You can get a topical cream for that
you know
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 9:17, archived)

mango flavoured, naturally

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 9:26, archived)

Mangoes don't exist
Fact
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 9:29, archived)

That’s what Big Fruit would have you believe

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 9:39, archived)

And I should know

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 9:40, archived)

Lol

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 9:57, archived)

+r

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 10:36, archived)

Alright Sean Ryder

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 13:26, archived)

I fucking love mangoes 🥭

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 9:14, archived)

They're especially nice fresh off the tree
and stolen
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 9:17, archived)

Everything is nicer
When you're in a country where you can grow mangoes, I would imagine
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 9:25, archived)

Is this a cue for allotment/greenhouse/shed chat?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 9:28, archived)

Not particularly, no

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 9:36, archived)

:(

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 9:38, archived)

What is a good winter greenhouse crop?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 9:41, archived)

I have a few different lettuces and herbs on the go atm
I am getting some Pak Choi Gomez so that'll be finding a home too
Bollocks need a cool environment so they should thrive
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 9:57, archived)

Spring cabbage
Radishes, purple sprouting broccoli
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 10:26, archived)

Also potatoes, carrots, cauliflower and lettuce

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 10:28, archived)

Might put some radish out too
I'm eating tons of salad atm
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 10:49, archived)

That's probably too much

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 11:56, archived)

He didn't specify how long the "moment" is though, it might be years if he's thinking in geological time

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 11:58, archived)

I thought that said “mong scrumping” initially
Thought she must be around dozers
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 9:46, archived)

it's called scope scrumping now apparently

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 17:08, archived)

Another week closer to death
Morning, I mean
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 8:29, archived)

Cheers

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 9:45, archived)

Good morning !

(Bou-, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 8:31, archived)

Fuck off

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 9:45, archived)

No

(Bou-, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 12:46, archived)

Only Built 4 Cuban Linx on here

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 8:38, archived)

Only Built 4 Cuban Linx women's underwear
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 9:51, archived)

+ massive bum dildoes

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 9:59, archived)

Whatever floats your boat m8

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 12:48, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 9:14, archived)

Yes. Yes.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 9:45, archived)

Well, ok, just the one.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 22 Sep 2023, 9:25, archived)

Alright dude. How’s life treating you?
Hope all is well.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 9:45, archived)

Meh. manageable.
got found a hostel place for last night after 3 weeks.
Onwards, forwards, and most likely, oop north as nobody can afford to live her any more.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 22 Sep 2023, 13:10, archived)

Morning
Fuck it Friday!
Either fuck the day off and spend it in your pants with cider and Find It Fix It Flog It, and reruns of Heartbeat or have random sex with anything that is moving
The choice is yours
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 9:26, archived)

Brand exposed himself then laughed about it on air, says woman'
This is currently the main article on the BBC News front page.

I miss Covid :(
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 9:59, archived)

I miss brexit

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 10:45, archived)

I miss Plumdozer

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 11:01, archived)

That CUNT.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 12:48, archived)