It's me stalking you.
It's the University of Edinburgh
(Bou-, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 13:57, archived)

Close but no cigar.
You might be thinking of The Mighty Badger?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 27 Sep 2023, 14:10, archived)

he's a lovely chap, I always thought
I mean not always, sometimes I was thinking of completely different things, but you get the general idea
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 14:26, archived)

There were far too many people on here whose usernames had Badger in them, I could never keep track of who was which.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 14:29, archived)

who was that 3 stone spastic with the fat wife, the one with 'the archive'?
he was one of the badgers I think. thought himself a top tier cyberbully until MEATSNAKE burst his bubble and he sloped off. You know, like a chinky
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 14:33, archived)

amorous, I think.
I met 'Ninja Badger' at one of teh b4shz0rz. I got a randomburn CD from him, and from that I could deduce that his music collection consisted entirely of "Now That's What I Call Landfill Indie 1999-2004" CDs.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 14:37, archived)

chroist aloive

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 14:44, archived)

Cripes

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 14:51, archived)

It was Amorous Badger and Wicca and they hated my guts
I called him Jack Sprat once and he went berserk on me
(Bou-, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 16:25, archived)

Lol

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 16:27, archived)

"landfill indie" is funny, not heard that before

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 17:42, archived)

That name is redolent of the 2000s, a very dark time for humour on the internet.
You couldn't move for cartoons and animations whose sole premise was the juxtaposition of two or more words from an approved list of supposedly inherently hilarious bisyllabic nouns, such as 'ninja', 'monkey', 'pirate', 'zombie', 'robot', 'mushroom' and of course 'badger'.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 27 Sep 2023, 19:53, archived)

Yeah, in real life he was exactly as generic and bland as you'd expect.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 22:28, archived)

'Fat wife' doesn't exactly narrow it down, this is beeter after all

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 14:52, archived)

Tits like kitchen binbags at cleaning out time
Or was that someone else?
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 15:00, archived)

that was me m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 15:11, archived)

Thought so

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 15:12, archived)

Only thing between your tits when you take your bra off is your big toe mate

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 15:44, archived)

Lol
I will have to remember that charming expression
'Takes notes'
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 16:50, archived)

That’s from Wormulous’ epic flounce. Probably my favourite post on b3ta

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 17:08, archived)

Scarf wearing cockhound

( mongychops, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 18:56, archived)

What did MEATSNAKE do to AB?
I really want to know now.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 27 Sep 2023, 15:11, archived)

just slow burning satire really
pointing out how utterly bent 'the archive' was by lampooning it mercilessly. Basically bullying the bully, and, in a tale as old as time, AB couldn't hack it when people were laughing at rather than with him, and ran away.

There's a sad end to this story though - AB went missing for 6 months, only for his dessicated corpse to eventually be found in the sweaty, cheesy folds of his wife's gunt.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 15:20, archived)

It's how he'd have wanted to go, I'm sure.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 27 Sep 2023, 15:26, archived)

I mean who amonsgst us would really not like to die of starvation in a sweaty, cheesy gunt?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 15:28, archived)

RIP the Salacious Crumb of b3ta :*(

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 15:27, archived)

It was a simple lampoon!

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 16:01, archived)

Thank you Meatsnake
For taking out that little bully and his horrid wife. They were so awful to me.
(Bou-, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 16:31, archived)

Pfffft!

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 18:31, archived)

I used to locum in the pharmacy there.
Every Monday morning it was literally queued out the door with young women getting the morning-after pill. Also, more genital wart treatments than I've ever seen prescribed anywhere else.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 14:33, archived)

Every Monday morning it was literally queued out the door with young women getting the morning-after pill. Also, more genital wart treatments than I've ever seen prescribed anywhere else. that much is true
But even then I knew I'd find a much better place
Either with or without you
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 14:46, archived)

Don't you wart me baby

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 14:59, archived)

actual 'lol out loud' here

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 15:10, archived)

might roll on the floor laughing in a minute

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 15:12, archived)

fuck
seriously though, peak /chat
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 17:44, archived)