I'm really sorry guys, I forgot about Frank Zappa for must be 6 years
I remembered him tho and am now listening
please forgive me
(Smug Bastard LOL, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 17:35, archived)

frank who?

( MiseryCunt, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 17:50, archived)

I think the cat did a whoopsie in his beret

(Smug Bastard LOL, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 17:50, archived)

that was me m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 18:05, archived)

no problem m8
Frank Zappa was not only shit, but also a fucking prick. I envy you in that, over the past six years, I have myself been incapable of forgetting about that dismal shitcunt.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 18:01, archived)

Also a total heartthrob to Sunday night itv granny viewers
Shartbeat🎶
(Smug Bastard LOL, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 18:04, archived)

and this is coming from someone who normally loves smug, waki, noodly jazz rock with comedy 'shock' lyrics

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 18:05, archived)

We might not be thinking of the same girl

(Smug Bastard LOL, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 18:06, archived)

Alright Howard Moon

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 18:36, archived)

Such as? I need a brief focus for my vitriol while I wait for the footy to start.
smug, waki, noodly jazz rock is no problem (Brand X etc.). But smug, waki, noodly jazz rock with comedy 'shock' lyrics is not bringing anyone to mind.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 18:43, archived)

waki, noodly, smug shocking comedy, you're listening to a boy who prob'ly humps dromedaries, this is jazz rock
this is jazz rock
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 20:33, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8401414
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 21 Feb 2024, 9:36, archived)

^

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 21 Feb 2024, 10:34, archived)

Who's worse: Bowie, or Zappa?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 20 Feb 2024, 18:29, archived)

Marley or Hendrix?

(Smug Bastard LOL, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 19:09, archived)

Marley, obvs.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 20 Feb 2024, 19:51, archived)

Racist

(Smug Bastard LOL, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 20:09, archived)

Extremely.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 20 Feb 2024, 20:16, archived)

Well, honesty is the best policy I guess

(Smug Bastard LOL, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 20:19, archived)

I'm a notorious White Supremacist.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 20 Feb 2024, 20:46, archived)

What about him?
Has he died or something?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 18:32, archived)

He's so gay (He's so gay) He's very very gay

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 19:39, archived)

What are you 12?
Also brb will not be happy with this homophobic attitude
(Smug Bastard LOL, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 19:59, archived)

He's okay He's got a role he wants to play

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 20:05, archived)

Happy candles dude

(Smug Bastard LOL, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 20:06, archived)

Well thank you
dude
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 20:10, archived)

Alabama supreme court rules frozen embryos are ‘children’
Sadly, this now means that statistically they have a much higher than average chance of being tried as adults if they're prosecuted for a crime :(
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 18:34, archived)

Mystery surrounds origin of human leg found on New York subway

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 18:35, archived)

Neuralink implant patient can move computer mouse by thinking, Musk says
"when authorized", added Musk.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 18:39, archived)

hppy candlewanker day

( MiseryCunt, Wed 21 Feb 2024, 1:07, archived)

fuck off then

( MiseryCunt, Wed 21 Feb 2024, 18:46, archived)

*shoots up an ivf clinic*

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 19:56, archived)

Drugs are bad m'kay

(Smug Bastard LOL, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 20:08, archived)

I have recently been listening to a lot of Zappa
and I strongly recommend both the Ed Palermo Big Band and the Frankfurt Radio Big Band.

Also I will allow you to enjoy some Zappa Plays Zappa but ONLY if it features Napoleon Murphy Brock and/or George Duke and/or Steve Vai and/or Terry Bozio. Preferably all of the above. Obviously seek out anything featuring Ruth Underwood, but that's just a general rule in life.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 19:34, archived)

I like baby snakes

(Smug Bastard LOL, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 20:00, archived)

lol you like willies

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 20:08, archived)

Infant's willies

(Smug Bastard LOL, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 20:09, archived)

Are you actually Jonathan King?

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 20:12, archived)

-Jonathan King
+Spanish Fly
(Smug Bastard LOL, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 20:13, archived)

Is Jonathan King actually +spanishfly -Smug Bastard?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 21:36, archived)

Felicitations on your multitude of waxen lightsticks.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 20 Feb 2024, 20:46, archived)

ta

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 21:27, archived)

His AIDS denial was pretty mental

( $$ ✅, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 20:26, archived)

Denial? I thought he said it escaped from a bioweapon lab
which is itself pretty mental, *COUGH*COUGH*covid19*COUGH*, but is that denial?
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 21:27, archived)

I forgot about Dre
Really must set a reminder as it keeps happening
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 20:45, archived)

No worries, he's still dead

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 22:49, archived)

21 happy flaming candles up your bum
lold
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 21 Feb 2024, 1:16, archived)

I was the first user to receive candles on their b3ta day, little bit of forum history there

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Feb 2024, 2:10, archived)

The internet was still in black & white back then.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 21 Feb 2024, 14:48, archived)

I prefer
Steve Vai.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 21 Feb 2024, 0:16, archived)