Yeah anyway
Hi willy waggler's, how's it going

I feel like shit but a week today I'll be in Austria so that's something to look forward to. What have you got to look forward to, you can say the inevitable cold embrace of death, or Eurovision or summat
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 13:52, archived)

Party next weekend
And holidays, but that's not till September
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 14:02, archived)

hoping to sneak in a trip to Italy around Sep/Oct
Calabria, Puglia or east/south Sicily. All on my 'to do' list
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 14:39, archived)

I'm booking the clowns now

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 14:44, archived)

My 'to do' list involves Egypt
Not to mention Japan, New Zealand, Australia and Sri Lanka. Doubt I'll ever complete the list, mind
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 15:13, archived)

I've heard terrible things about Egypt sadly
My sister fucking hated it, the people are cunts
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 18:09, archived)

-Egypt +b3ta

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 18:10, archived)

Fuck your weekend yeah
Sorry about the chole thing, I'll have to try and post my recipe
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 14:03, archived)

Oh fuck its not even the weekend

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 14:04, archived)

BOLLOCKS

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 14:19, archived)

you sirry irriot

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 14:24, archived)

B.R.B. K.L.A.X.O.NNNNNNMNNN

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 14:37, archived)

yes please
I do a decent one but always keen to pick up tips. Does yours use teabags?
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 14:24, archived)

YES THIS IS THE CORRECT QUESTION

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 14:27, archived)

THIS IS ALWAYS THE CORRECT QUESTION

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 14:33, archived)

It does not

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 14:33, archived)

I KNEW IT

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 14:36, archived)

they're only for colour really

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 14:36, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8408843
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 14:37, archived)

lol

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 14:40, archived)

The Ascension

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 14:33, archived)

not too long to wait now
praise him, praise him
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 14:38, archived)

Toast Tim on a fork

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 14:40, archived)

Gonna bang half a dozen wraps of amphetamine sulphate down my urethra

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 10 Apr 2024, 14:41, archived)

I'll pop over later

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 14:44, archived)

Mutual billyjapping?

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 10 Apr 2024, 14:44, archived)

Thought I might make some beans on toast

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 14:48, archived)

We could boof some mandy?

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 10 Apr 2024, 14:54, archived)

It's beans on toast yeah

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 15:10, archived)

Fucking right it's beans on fucking toast

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 15:20, archived)

Beans on motherfucking toast

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 15:28, archived)

FEASTING

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 16:21, archived)

JUST STARING

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 17:32, archived)

The b3ta newsletter

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 15:02, archived)

*Bollocks Today*
Things you made: 17000 revived accounts
Higher Google results than a tranny whore in Ashton
arseboon dilbaro
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 15:08, archived)

This gives the magic donkey a massive stonker

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 15:11, archived)

donkey + stonker = donker

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 15:38, archived)

Maybe yours will catch on

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 10 Apr 2024, 18:01, archived)

I don't have much to look forward to
But I am grateful for everything I have
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 15:11, archived)

25 /talk accounts?

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 17:23, archived)

rofl

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 18:42, archived)

I have everything to look forward to
But I am ungrateful for everything I have
( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 15:15, archived)

I meant extraordinary items like trips etc.
:)
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 15:17, archived)

I do like an extraordinary LSD binge

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 15:20, archived)

Taking our country back

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 15:37, archived)

Taking your country back

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 15:46, archived)

Off fishing for a week , Friday week. Lots to do

( mongychops, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 15:54, archived)

I read that as off fishing for a wank
And thought you were planning on being gobbled by a goldfish
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 15:59, archived)

Either way he’ll have a tight grip on his rod

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 16:10, archived)

He'll have to pull it hard

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 16:12, archived)

he's too koi

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 18:47, archived)

+ koi, fish fish, eye to eye

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 20:06, archived)

He's trying to catch a fish, not kajagoogoo

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 20:24, archived)

yes, that was the reference, well done

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 21:09, archived)

the 'catch a' in Catch A Fish, sounds like the 'kadja' in KadjaGooGoo
hth
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 11:13, archived)

not really, depends on your accent I suppose

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 14:32, archived)

maybe not if you're.a porridge wog

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 13:19, archived)

might fart on a flatworm.

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 17:21, archived)

willy wagglin' in the USA
ay, willy wagglin'
( $$ ✅, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 18:55, archived)