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Nice thread where everyone is nice and kind to each other
You are all so talented and unique and you look smashing.
(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 13:27, archived)
go fuck yourself

(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 13:27, archived)
I admire the speed with which you replied to this. Well done!

(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 13:30, archived)
Points for style too

(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 13:58, archived)
and my axe

(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 14:56, archived)
yes

(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 13:29, archived)
Your support means the world to me.

(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 13:30, archived)
Bollocks
I'm hot and sticky and look like a swamp witch
(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 13:29, archived)
But none of that stops your true beauty shining through.

(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 13:31, archived)
Go fuck yourself.

(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 13:37, archived)
You lovable little rascal. Your banter is so entertaining.

(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 13:42, archived)
It really isn't.

(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 13:53, archived)
It's yeasty and sticky

(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 13:59, archived)

b3ta.com/links/1617481
(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 13:53, archived)
Some 15 year olds are 'ripe for plucking' eh?
/links really are a bunch of weird noncey cunts, aren't they?
(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 13:54, archived)
Isn't it great when people out themselves as nonces so that we don't have to guess?
It certainly saves time and energy spent on guessing.
(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 13:56, archived)
Even leaving this rather dodgy post aside
I've never understood why people choose B3ta of all places to make serious points about anything. It will never, ever end well
(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 14:08, archived)
*takes deep breath*

(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 20:08, archived)
I like your pirate hat.

(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 14:05, archived)
Me too! It's a relic of an older age when everyone was lovely and we certainly never called each other cunts on here.

(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 14:08, archived)
You fucking stupid fucking cunt

(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 14:10, archived)
You might be my favourite poster on /talk at the moment.
Well, maybe joint favourite, with all the other lovely people.
(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 14:13, archived)
I don't know mate,
That seems like it might be...


Aard vork.
(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 14:23, archived)
This is the funniest pun anyone has made in this thread.
At least so far, but I know there are lots of other witty b3tans just waiting to make even funnier jokes...
(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 14:31, archived)

Cor! Thanks Aardvark!
(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 17:12, archived)
Do you want me
to give you a hand shandy?
(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 14:33, archived)
I wasn't pushing for it, but it feels like it would be rude to refuse.

(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 14:42, archived)
RIghteo
It's in the post
(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 14:51, archived)
You mean you've wanked off the postman, don't you.

(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 15:07, archived)
I'd do anything for you

(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 15:22, archived)
half hand half lemonade
or half beer half hand?

Edit: I supoose it should be half hand half lemonade to fit the usage, eg bitter shandy/lager shandy/hand shandy
(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 14:54, archived)
shandy

(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 14:56, archived)
it's one of those words that after you say it lots it goes really weird
shandy
(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 14:56, archived)
'member Top Deck???

(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 15:08, archived)
wo'werralltharraboa'thenneh?

(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 15:43, archived)
Bit northern

(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 15:49, archived)
tbh anything above the wash is unintelligible to me

(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 16:01, archived)
And most of below it

(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 20:15, archived)
of

(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 16:48, archived)
patreon

(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 16:57, archived)
I am sinking a can of Camden Hazy IPA
Itโ€™s very pleasant. It really is rather relaxing here in the garden with the evening sun and slight breeze

Gonna piss it down tomorrow tho.

Happy beverage of choice to /chat people.
(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 17:29, archived)
That sounds delightful.

(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 17:57, archived)
I will be having a drink after work

(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 18:30, archived)
Good evening, valued member Aadvark!

(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 18:20, archived)
What a pleasant greeting!
Hello to you too, the fantastic Mr Tea.
(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 18:27, archived)
-d

(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 18:33, archived)
+ Tesco

(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 18:39, archived)
FUNNY NAME CORNER
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ralf_Minge
(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 18:38, archived)
lol

(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 18:39, archived)
his photo looks like he knows why you've clicked on the link

(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 18:40, archived)
Because he knows he has a funny name.

(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 18:41, archived)

u a
(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 18:41, archived)
lol

(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 18:44, archived)