Going "glamping" for a couple of nights from Sunday.
Wife got an employee of the quarter award and £250 voucher about 18 months ago. We were going to use it on a balloon ride, but the cunts keep cancelling every flight we booked so we're putting it towards that instead.

I refuse to type "glamping" without quotes, I'm not garold.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 15:07, archived)

Fuck that
I don't go on holiday to cook for myself, and I need a pool
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 15:20, archived)

l
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 15:22, archived)

Less than 2 minutes

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 15:29, archived)

that's hardly even enough time to leave a yelp review. you gotta eat less fibre.
or more chocolate. i dunno i'm not a bum expert.
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 16:52, archived)

So the rumours are false?

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 17:43, archived)

that's the rumour

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 18:16, archived)

No worries, we'll let them know you aren't coming.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 15:59, archived)

Cheers

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 16:01, archived)

I fucking hate camping
and picnics
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 15:22, archived)

and garold

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 15:24, archived)

It's a boutique en-suite wooden cabin with a wood-fired hot tub.
I wouldn't class it as camping.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 15:59, archived)

Me too.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 2 Aug 2024, 18:21, archived)

Off on hollibobs then?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 15:25, archived)

I thought we talked about this

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 16:06, archived)

Alright garold

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 16:08, archived)

Good afternoon, can I interest you in the entire copied & pasted contents of a spam e-mail I just received?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 16:27, archived)

"interest" is poor choice of word here

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 16:37, archived)