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Best thing to do is watch all of Star Trek
In order, on repeat.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 20:12, archived)
Except 'Enterprise'
and 'Picard'.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 20:13, archived)
Enterprise was more good than bad and season 3 of Picard was good.
I will fight you.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 20:13, archived)
It's the original series that's nigh-on unwatchable
and the animated series too.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 20:15, archived)
Lower Decks and Strange New Worlds are by far the best of the new Trek stuff

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 20:23, archived)
Absolutely, they're both great.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 20:27, archived)
You people make me sick.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 20:39, archived)
is any of this real or is it just to confuse people like me

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 23:02, archived)
Enterprise is an underrated gem, just skip the opening titles.
I place it above TAS, DS9 and Voyager (which used to be the worst Star Trek until modern Star Trek).

Picard was utter dogshit from start to (please god let this be the) finish. The whole thing was just Picard's advanced Irumodic Syndrome fever dream.
Hashtag#NOTMYSTARTREK
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 20:39, archived)
I know opinions can't be factually wrong, since they're subjective and all
but your opinions are pretty much totally wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 21:16, archived)
Nope, they are correct and I can prove it with diagrams.
Trek is best when Gene Roddenberry is least involved AND least dead. Just imagine that as a Venn, icaba.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 21:19, archived)
If you think any of it is better than DS9, and you think Strange New Worlds isn't fantastic
then I'll see you after school in the playground and I'm going to put you in a headlock until you cry and the teacher makes me stop but you know I totally would have beaten you up.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 21:28, archived)
DS9 is basically Star Trek having a crywank over Babylon 5.
It's not complete shit but it was the start of its journey down the Dark Path, which forever dominated its destiny. Star Trek, at its heart, is about free love in a communist scientocratic utopia. DS9 was spiritual ballbaggery in a dystopian space opera.

Babylon 5 is fucking ace at being that, which it has every right to be, because it doesn't claim to be Star Trek.

Which one is SNW again? They all blur into a sludgy mass of smug.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 21:35, archived)
Ahem
DS9 came out just before B5.
And B5 creator went to Paramount with it as an idea first, but they rejected it... just before they made DS9
IIRC
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 22:57, archived)
B5 was pitched in 1987, the same year TNG came out.
The suits years later encouraged the writers of DS9 to steal many of the ideas from B5 (without necessarily telling them where the ideas came from).

Ahem indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 23:29, archived)
Ah yeah, I love all that jedi stuff

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 20:36, archived)
Live long and prosper, Luke

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 1 Nov 2024, 20:50, archived)
There can be only one

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 21:10, archived)
Fear is the mind-killer, Harry, my Preciousssss....

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 1 Nov 2024, 21:32, archived)
Did you hear anyone scream in space Clarisse

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 21:36, archived)
Dead or alive, I'll be back!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 1 Nov 2024, 21:44, archived)
my kingdom for a shuttle

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 7:35, archived)
Youtube just showed me an add for a 'Rainbow Daytona'.
Never realised that Rolexes are gay but I guess it makes sense now.
Good job I never wore the fake one I bought, people might have got the wrong idea.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 0:03, archived)
Voyager or gtfo

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 20:48, archived)
gtfo, please
unless the alternative is any of the new shit.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 21:17, archived)
Uhura tho

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 1 Nov 2024, 20:49, archived)

hu reth
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 0:04, archived)
<s> watch all of Star Trek In order, on</s> slowly force a strand of barbed wire all the way up your japs eye, go to A&E to have it pulled back out again and then

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 22:45, archived)
i liked it a lot but it fell off badly after the first season

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 22:56, archived)