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Go to bed and stop inappropriately touching the Smurfs.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 4 Dec 2024, 8:09, archived)

Please go easy on the misogynistic "I would" type posts whenever smurfette is posted on the board. Not only can it get a bit tiresome, but it can be intimidating and unwelcoming for a lot of lady smurfs. Besides, even if you would, she probably wouldn't.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 4 Dec 2024, 8:16, archived)
What about the “I would” posts every time I’m here?
How do we get those under control?
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 4 Dec 2024, 8:42, archived)
There's no way, you're just too damn desirable.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 4 Dec 2024, 8:44, archived)
It's because I'm as wise as an owl and hung like a donkey.
Wait I mean hung like an owl and as wise as a donkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 4 Dec 2024, 10:16, archived)
*Smurves

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smurve operator

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 4 Dec 2024, 9:29, archived)
I like to smurve it smurve it

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 4 Dec 2024, 9:38, archived)
Smurves up, dude.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 4 Dec 2024, 9:41, archived)
Are you being smurved

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 4 Dec 2024, 9:44, archived)
Peter Smurves

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 4 Dec 2024, 10:40, archived)
Don't be blue, Peter

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 4 Dec 2024, 10:42, archived)
BLUE BECAUSE HE'S A SMURF

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 4 Dec 2024, 15:37, archived)
What is the name of the blue character who was mortally wounded and then reanimated as an android policeman?
Smurvey
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 4 Dec 2024, 11:08, archived)
As shown in the film GnomoCop.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 4 Dec 2024, 11:48, archived)