I'm going to Gordon's Wine Bar to get pissed on sherry
Are you going to Gordon's Wine Bar to get pissed on sherry
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Dec 2024, 14:30, archived)

Immediate* ban for self doxxing
no I will be going to a pub to get pissed on cider.

*in a month or so
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 6 Dec 2024, 14:37, archived)

No
Although I do quite like sherry
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 6 Dec 2024, 14:47, archived)

No because I'm not in 1973
you fucking ponce.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 6 Dec 2024, 14:56, archived)

Anyway. When I read this tweet (we use the twitter for work) my first thought was um-diddl-iddl-iddle um-diddle-ay
x.com/Cobratate/status/1863927805349687636
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 6 Dec 2024, 14:56, archived)

George Galloway's looking well

(Martin Anus, Fri 6 Dec 2024, 15:12, archived)

Why are you looking at that bellend's twitter anyway?
Do you work for the National Operation for Nobless Cunt Egomaniacs (NONCE)?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 6 Dec 2024, 15:14, archived)

Christ, it's like an even thicker (and balder) Russell Brand.
Anyone who voluntarily looks at that cunt's twitter, I mean.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 6 Dec 2024, 18:39, archived)

TBF nearly everyone is balder than Russell Brand.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 6 Dec 2024, 20:14, archived)

PARKLIFE!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 6 Dec 2024, 20:02, archived)

Fall through the bar like Del Boy in Only Fools
it would be well lol!
( $$ ✅, Fri 6 Dec 2024, 15:03, archived)

DO NOT DO THIS ^
until I arrive, gimme 20 mins
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 6 Dec 2024, 15:20, archived)

Mission accomplished

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Dec 2024, 17:36, archived)

I'm arseholed

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Dec 2024, 17:38, archived)

I bet you are

( mongychops, Fri 6 Dec 2024, 18:00, archived)

+an -d

(sticklebricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Sat 7 Dec 2024, 0:45, archived)

I am going to the work Christmas party. I will not be drinking as I will need my wits about me in case the phlebotomist starts aggressively flirting with me again

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Fri 6 Dec 2024, 18:06, archived)

Phleb

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 6 Dec 2024, 20:03, archived)

toucan & the phlebotomist in the xmas tree, p.h.l.e.b.b.i.n.g.

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 6 Dec 2024, 20:59, archived)

moribund phlebsite

(sticklebricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Sat 7 Dec 2024, 0:46, archived)